join our server and you’ll be driving around like a crazy person in new orleans, except instead of an isis flag and weapons, you’ll have a diamond sword and a pet creeper.
we got so much chaos and mayhem, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. come join the party, we promise it’ll be more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.
Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.
so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.
| Rules |
|---|
| No grieving |
| No cheating |
| Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission |
| Be respectful to other players on the server |
| You have to be 18+ to join |
| Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general) |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.
Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?
A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?
A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.
Q: Are there any banned items on the server?
A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
With our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without worrying about your brother’s prying eyes. And if he dares to try and sneak into your virtual world, we have a team of virtual lawyers ready to take him to virtual court!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pictures and hello to endless fun and adventure! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting posted online is your amazing builds, not embarrassing photos of you.
Are you tired of coworkers like L who just can’t seem to mind their own business? Well, on our server, you can escape the invasive questions and sarcastic remarks. Dive into a world where your diabetes is your own business and no one else’s!
Join us for the ultimate showdown as you defend your right to check your blood glucose levels whenever and wherever you want. Will you stand your ground against the nosy L, or will you succumb to her demands to check your glucose levels in secret?
Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of our server, where the only thing sweeter than the pixelated landscapes is the satisfaction of setting boundaries and sticking to them. So come on over and let’s diabetes-check our way to victory!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly Endermen who love to dance the Macarena whenever a player finds a rare item. You won’t want to miss out on joining in on the fun and busting a move with these stylish mobs.
So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world of magic, mystery, and dancing Endermen, then come join us today! Who knows, you might just uncover the biggest lie of all – that there’s no such thing as a flying pig in Minecraft… ๐๐ท๐๏ธ