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Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	3950	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

cute, fashion, Gaaru, Harajuku, japanese, Kawaii, keke, KEKEKEKE, make, MAKEKEKEKEKE, MAKEMAKEMAKE, makeup, Minecraft, pop culture, smp, Style, trendy, TSUYOGARU, TSUYOGARU GAARU, TSUYOGARU GIRL

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crops Grown:	4904	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Odda, #Vendela, akg, Almond, Amiya Alt, arknights, Arknights General, blocky, cement, Civilight Eterna, hoederer, Humus, ines, Knights, Minecraft, paprika, Server, Stainless, thorns, Toddifons, Totter, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	2597
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

1 billion dollars, billionaire, bills, budgeting, club, economic inequality, economic policy, financial freedom, Financial Stability, government spending, income, investing, long-term wealth, million dollars, Minecraft, MONEY, personal finance, retirement planning, saving money, smp, tax evasion, TAXES, universal healthcare, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Farms Harvested:	513	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

addiction, addicts, alcohol, Anon, Anons, Brain, brain damage, Damage, Drugs, human again, inspirational stories, long-term effects, lost humanity, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, Recovery, recovery journey, Rehabilitation, Server, substance abuse, Support, untreated mental health, vices

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

affectionate, autistic, Caring, Compassionate, cute, Dedicated, emotional connection, girl, Life, love, Loyal, loyal partner, meaningful connection, Minecraft, neurodiversity, relationship, smp, special bond, special needs, supportive, Understanding, Unique

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, homeless survival, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

Anime, anime art, art, art request, artist, canvas, character design, Commission, Concept Art, Crafty, Creative, creativity, digital art, drawing, drawthread, FANART, illustration, Manga, manga art, Minecraft, Request, Server, sketch, traditional art

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Asshole, Behavior, CHANGE, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Deception, dishonesty, Effort, Frustration, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, relationships, self improvement, self-sabotage, smp, Todd, TOXIC, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1937	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!