new mexico – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, Babysitting, Boundaries, California, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Dying Inside, entitled, exhausted, family, Grandma, grandson, GrannyCraft, Help, Maid, Minecraft, mom, new mexico, overwhelmed, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Tantrum

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

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CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

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Fentycraft: Where Breaking Bad Meets Minecraft

Aaron Paul, addiction, Albuquerque, bad, BREAKING, Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, crime drama, dark comedy, drug cartel, drug trade, Emmy award-winning, fentanyl, Fentycraft, illegal drugs, intense drama, Jesse Pinkman, meets, methamphetamine, Minecraft, new mexico, TV series, tv show, Vince Gilligan, Walter White

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs fly helicopters. we got diamonds for days and lava for nights.

why join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. but beware, the candy zombies will try to eat you, so bring your sweet tooth and your sword.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena? it’s lit, fam.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, in breaking bad (2012), fentanyl wasn’t mentioned once. so why not join our server instead?

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CarbonCraft: Where you can slash prices but not our server expectations!

Adventure, CarbonCraft, Caves, Challenges, Conquer, creativity, custom aspects, Developments, Dimensions, Discord, Enchantments, Expectations, Island Payouts, landscape, monthly payouts, Network, Paradise, Prices, PvP, Resource Gathering, Server, slash, strategy, teamwork, Thrilling Battles, top spot

CarbonCraft Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP	Survival Multiplayer where you can team up with friends, build structures, explore caves, and engage in PvP battles with custom enchantments.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand it, overcome challenges, gather resources, and compete for monthly island payouts.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply input the server IP (play.carboncraft.xyz) in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find them in our Discord server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, we allow certain mods that are approved. Check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

CraftBuzz VS Hypixel

#cooperativeplay, #EmpireBuilding, #OnlineCommunity, Adventure, AuthenticGaming, Communityevents, DailyActivities, DreamBuilding, DynamicWorld, EconomyManagement, FriendshipBuilding, Hardcore, HiddenTreasures, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MinecraftAdventurers, PlayerCommunity, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, SandboxAdventure, SkillChallenges, StunningLandscapes, Survival, SurvivalExperience, ThrivingCommunity, UniverseExploration

	Hypixel	‘CraftBuzz
Player Count	Over 100,000 players online	Player count varies, but typically fewer players compared to Hypixel
Minigames	Wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and more	Focus on survival experience with occasional events
Community	Large and active community with forums and events	Thriving community with a focus on building and survival
Economy	Economy system with in-game currency and shops	Robust and well-managed economy for players to build empires
Events	Daily events and challenges for players to participate in	Daily events that challenge skills and bring players closer

FAQ

1. How many players are typically online on Hypixel compared to ‘CraftBuzz?

Hypixel: Hypixel usually has over 100,000 players online at any given time, making it one of the largest Minecraft servers.

‘CraftBuzz: Player count on ‘CraftBuzz varies, but it typically has fewer players compared to Hypixel.

2. What type of minigames are available on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and more for players to enjoy.

‘CraftBuzz: ‘CraftBuzz focuses more on the survival experience with occasional events rather than minigames.

3. How active and engaging is the community on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large and active community with forums and events to keep players engaged.

‘CraftBuzz: ‘CraftBuzz has a thriving community with a focus on building, survival, and engaging in daily events.

4. Do both servers have an economy system in place?

Hypixel: Hypixel features an economy system with in-game currency and shops for players to trade and purchase items.

‘CraftBuzz: ‘CraftBuzz has a robust and well-managed economy that allows players to build their own empires and turn their dreams into reality.

5. Are there daily events for players to participate in on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel offers daily events and challenges for players to participate in, keeping the gameplay experience fresh and exciting.

‘CraftBuzz: ‘CraftBuzz also features daily events that challenge player skills and bring the community closer together.

BlockyBagelCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

4koma, A Certain Scientific Record of Youth, Account XP, Banners, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Commissions, CREEPERS, Events, fear, guides, Hards, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Misaka Mikoto, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Saten Ruiko, Scrimmages, Shokuhou Misaki, shorts, Side Content, Temporary Maintenance, Total Assault, Tread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane events like “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission” where you’ll be serving up noodles to hungry villagers while dodging creepers trying to steal your tips!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the “Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to battle against a giant armor-clad boss who’s mad because you didn’t invite him to your block party!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Misaka Mikoto and Shokuhou Misaki making a special appearance in our server, ready to zap anyone who dares challenge them to a build-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, watch out for those pesky Hod monsters during the Total Assault event – they love to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

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BlockChainz: Where Even the Creepers Invest in Bitcoin!

asset management, Bitcoin, Blockchain, BlockChainz, Bull Run, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, economic outlook, finance, financial forecast, future predictions, invest, Investment, market analysis, market trends, nasdaq, speculation, Technology, Trading, volatility

Are you tired of boring old Bitcoin bull runs? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only bull runs you’ll see are the ones charging through our virtual pastures! Our server is like the Nasdaq of Minecraft, with added volatility for that extra thrill. Who needs Bitcoin when you can have virtual cows running wild? Join now for a wild ride of blocky proportions!

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SwashbuckleCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than finding a good joke! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

Anti-Griefing, backup, Builds, Community, diamonds, Discord, donator, easier, Fabric, finding, gameplay, Good, Grief, invite, java, JOKE, kid friendly, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Server, smp, SwashbuckleCraft, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Pros:
– Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
– Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
– We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
– There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons:
– If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
– Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you I hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

FAQ

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is 99% vanilla, running fabric server software.

Q: Do my builds get deleted/reset?

A: No, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools are also in place.

Q: Are there donator benefits?

A: There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to support the server.

Q: What if I like griefing, PvP, or not kid-friendly talk?

A: This server may not be enjoyable for players who engage in griefing, PvP, or use inappropriate language.

BoomerCraft: Where we all wish we were young again

“Youth, #friendgroup, #generationgap, #identitycrisis, #independentadult, #losttime, #punkshows, #selfperception, #youngadult, 30s, Aesthetic, bitter, BoomerCraft, collegeaged, Cool, Hookups, latebloomer, millennial, neeting, regret, selfsabotage, young

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on your youth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and relive your glory days of being young, wild, and free!

Our server is filled with young, cool players who are always down for a good time. From epic build battles to crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual punk shows are to die for – you’ll be moshing in no time!

And don’t worry about not fitting in – on our server, everyone is welcome, regardless of age. So come join us and let loose, because who says you can’t be young and cool at 28? Let’s make some memories that will have you feeling forever young!

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Blocky Madness

automobile, blocky, CAR, controversial, controversy, Dark History, dictator, dictator’s car, germany, historical artifact, History, hitler, Infamous, INSANE, luxury, madness, museum piece, nazi, rare find, vintage, war crime, world war II

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving Hitler’s actual car! Yes, you read that right. This server is so exclusive that we have managed to recreate Hitler’s car in Minecraft for you to drive around in. Who knew the dictator had such a love for blocky vehicles?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re all friendly and love to be petted. Just watch out for the exploding hugs from the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

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Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol

1.18.2, 1600s, 1700s, Cannons, Earth, Earthmap, Flagwar, Geopol, Guns, heroes and empires, minecraft server, Movecraft, muskets, Pirates, Roleplay, RPG, Towny

IP: heroesandempires.modded.funVersion: 1.18.2 (Optifine recommended!)Choose from 20 RPG classes!Start your own Town and Nation!Explore and Conquer a huge map of the Earth!Heroes and Empires is a geopolitical towny flag war server with a unique RPG system, based on real historical warriors from past centuries. Whether you decide to use a sword and shield as a knight, or a musket as a skirmisher, is up to you. Come join our community today.

heroesandempires.modded.fun

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🏰 HighlandsMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the vanilla is the PVP action!

{Moderation team}, action, claim system, Claims, Content Creation, Discord, discussion, Features, Friendly, ground floor, HighlandsMC, Involved, Launching, Lore, Mapping, Nation building, Politics, PvP, Server, smp, sweeter, Territories, Vanilla

HighlandsMC Geopolitical Server Overview

Features
Discord server which encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server! 💬
An excellent Dynmap to visualise the server’s claims and territories! 🗾
An involved and friendly moderation team! 🗣️
Encouraged nation building and claim system! 🏛️

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord today!!! https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join HighlandsMC?	You can join HighlandsMC through our Discord server. Visit the link provided above to join.
What activities are encouraged on the server?	We encourage mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics. Nation building and claiming territories are also encouraged.
Is there a moderation team in place?	Yes, we have an involved and friendly moderation team to ensure a positive experience for all players.

SkeletoSMP VS Hypixel

Achievements, adventurous, Challenges, Community, creativity, Customenchantments, Customstructures, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Immersive, Jobs, LifeSteal, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplaying, Skills, socializing, Survival, teamwork, VirtualWorld

Hypixel	SkeletoSMP
Pros:	Pros:
– Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of mini-games	– Offers custom enchantments and structures for a unique gameplay experience
– Active community with millions of players	– Features quests, skills, and jobs for added depth to gameplay
– Constant updates and new content	– Provides a wonderful and adventurous survival experience
– High-quality servers with minimal lag	– Thankful and friendly community
Cons:	Cons:
– Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast amount of content	– Smaller player base compared to larger servers
– Some players may experience connection issues during peak times	– Limited mini-games and activities compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Q: Is Hypixel suitable for casual players?	A: Yes, Hypixel has a wide range of mini-games that cater to both casual and competitive players.
Q: What sets SkeletoSMP apart from other survival servers?	A: SkeletoSMP offers custom enchantments, structures, quests, skills, and jobs for a unique gameplay experience.
Q: How often does Hypixel update their content?	A: Hypixel regularly releases updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Q: Does SkeletoSMP have an active and friendly community?	A: Yes, SkeletoSMP prides itself on having a thankful and friendly community for players to enjoy.