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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

attitude, Babysitting, Boundaries, California, DAUGHTER, DISRESPECTFUL, Dying Inside, entitled, exhausted, family, Grandma, grandson, GrannyCraft, Help, Maid, Minecraft, mom, new mexico, overwhelmed, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Tantrum

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	225
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that you won’t have to deal with entitled daughters throwing tantrums or threatening to move to California with your grandchild.

Join our server and escape to a world where the only responsibility you have is to build epic structures and survive against creepers and zombies. No more feeling like a maid or a substitute mom – on our server, you’re free to be whoever you want to be!

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Trust us, mining for diamonds is way more satisfying than dealing with family issues. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and let the fun begin!

CaveCraft: Ozone Overload in Carlsbad

air quality, carlsbad, Carlsbad Caverns, Cavecraft, drilling, Emissions, environmental impact, Environmental Protection Agency, environmental regulation, Fossil Fuels, health standard, national park, new mexico, oil and gas, OVERLOAD, Ozone, ozone concentrations, ozone pollution, parts per billion, Permian Basin, pollution control, pollution monitoring, public health, Summer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	111	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the only drilling you’ll be doing is for diamonds, not ozone pollution! our server is so lit, even the EPA would approve. we have eight-hour ozone concentrations that exceed the health standard of 70 parts per billion, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of epic gaming! come to our server in carlsbad caverns, where you can mine for diamonds and battle mobs in a world filled with outrageous adventures. who needs clean air when you have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and let’s drill for diamonds, not ozone!

Fentycraft: Where Breaking Bad Meets Minecraft

Aaron Paul, addiction, Albuquerque, bad, BREAKING, Breaking Bad, Bryan Cranston, crime drama, dark comedy, drug cartel, drug trade, Emmy award-winning, fentanyl, Fentycraft, illegal drugs, intense drama, Jesse Pinkman, meets, methamphetamine, Minecraft, new mexico, TV series, tv show, Vince Gilligan, Walter White

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers wear sunglasses and the pigs fly helicopters. we got diamonds for days and lava for nights.

why join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of candy. but beware, the candy zombies will try to eat you, so bring your sweet tooth and your sword.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the macarena? it’s lit, fam.

so come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, in breaking bad (2012), fentanyl wasn’t mentioned once. so why not join our server instead?

CraftyDog Minecraft Server

action combat, BDO, black desert online, boss timers, coomer outfits, coupon codes, CraftyDog, Grind tracking, Grinding, guides, Guilds, Jealousy, KR News, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA/EU Patch Notes, Pearl Abyss, PvP, rng, sandbox experience, Sardine, Server, silver/hr, upgrade mechanics, World Map

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	83	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with non-stop action combat, RNG madness, and more RNG than you can shake a stick at. But wait, there’s more! Upgrade mechanics that will have you spending four times the item’s worth just to see if you get lucky.

Join us for brand new PvP experiences that will have you questioning your sanity, while wearing coomer outfits like slutkinis and shondoms. And don’t forget about the infinite grinding on a circle or a private circle – because who doesn’t love a good grind?

Our server offers a pseudo sandbox experience that doesn’t really matter anymore now that Marni exists, but hey, it’s there if you want it. Plus, we have coupon codes that will make you question reality, an interactive world map that will blow your mind, and general utilities that will have you wondering how you ever lived without them.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with craziness, chaos, and more RNG than you can handle. Our guilds, including Jealousy and Sardine[Enhancement failed], are waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Slavosphere Craft Minecraft Server

Craft, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural boundaries, cultural exchange, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic heritage, Geopolitical, Global community, global perspective, historical context, Identity, international opinion, international relations, Minecraft, nationalism, political implications, regional dynamics, Server, Slavic countries, Slavosphere, societal impact

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest Slavosphere you’ll ever encounter in your life! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears playing the accordion and squatting villagers selling vodka. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a gang of cheeki breeki bandits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare Slavic unicorn roaming the plains. So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the wild and wacky world of the Slavosphere in Minecraft? Come join us and embrace your inner Slav!

TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL

aghast, APOLOGISE, awkward, Contact, domestic assault case, Fish and chips, glare, Grandma, line, little girl, Men, out of line, poking tongue, Restaurant, Scared, Smile, STOP, Store, TonguePokeGamerGirlLOL, Villain

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	284	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	14

Are you tired of being judged for trying to make kids laugh with a harmless tongue poke? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a safe space where you can express your playful side without fear of being labeled a villain!

Join us for a fun and quirky community where everyone is free to be themselves, whether you’re a tongue-poking jokester or just looking for a good time. Our server is the perfect place to escape the judgmental glares of grandmas and enjoy some lighthearted fun with fellow players.

Don’t let awkward encounters hold you back from having a great time – join our server today and let your inner child run wild! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your unique sense of humor. See you in the game!

HornyCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous, Daring, exhilarating., Forbidden, horny, HORNYCRAFT, IMPULSIVE, Indulgent, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Outrageous, passionate, Provocative, Risky, scandalous, seductive, Server, Steamy, taboo, Thrilling, Wild

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your horniness-induced shenanigans!

Join us and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a wave of uncontrollable horniness that will have you building the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen. Need a break from mining? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs and feel the heat rise in more ways than one.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman Strip Club, where the dancers teleport around the stage in the most seductive ways possible. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at the Nether Roulette, where every spin could lead to a steamy encounter with a ghastly creature.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your horniness run wild in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the…building you’ll be doing.

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	96682

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

LabourCraft Minecraft Server

14 years, boris johnson, brexit, Campaign, center-left, conservative party, Democracy, general election, Government, jeremy corbyn, labour, labourcraft, landmark, Minecraft, opposition, Parliament, Politics, prime minister, return to power, Server, UK election, United Kingdom, Voting

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that is more wild than a UK election? well, u found it here! we got center-left Labour party trying to make a comeback after 14 years of being in the wilderness. but forget about politics, come join our server and build ur own empire! u can be the next prime minister of minecraft, ruling over ur fellow gamers with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, whatever u prefer). who needs a boring old election when u can have a creeper explosion party instead? join now and let the chaos begin!

KremlinCraftVPN-Ban

Apple, appstore, Censorship, censorship laws, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital censorship, digital rights, government control, Internet freedom, Kremlin, KremlinCraftVPNBan, online censorship, online privacy, online security, PRESSURE, privacy, Russian, tech industry, Technology, VPNS

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

so, like, u know how apple is all like “we’re so fancy and exclusive with our appstore” well guess what, they just bent over backwards for the kremlin and removed all the cool VPNs from the russian appstore. like, seriously, they’re just like “yes, mr. putin, whatever you say, mr. putin.” but don’t worry, u can still access all the blocked websites and stuff if u join our minecraft server! we got all the VPNs u need to stick it to the man and be a rebel without a cause. plus, we have this crazy story about how steve from minecraft actually invented the internet but bill gates stole all the credit. join us and uncover the truth, one block at a time!

FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

WirelessDreamsMC

data analysis, gold-standard method, healthcare innovation, important information, improved results, Medical research, medical technology, non-invasive, patient care, patient-friendly, redesigned process, researchers, sleep disorders, sleep monitoring, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep studies, technology advancement, wire-free, WirelessDreamsMC

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Buildings Constructed:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we redesign everything like sleep studies but without all da wires yo! we got results dat are GOLD STANDARD, just like dat time i found a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some epic fun, cuz dis server is where dreams come true (unless ur dream is to never get blown up by a creeper, cuz dat’s just impossible). #minecraftmadness #wirelessredstone #diamondsareforever

VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer

animal ethics, animal rights, animal welfare, cat behavior, cat health, cat preferences, ethical eating, ethical pet food, feline diet, meat alternatives, meat-free diet, meat-free pet food, pet dietary needs, pet health concerns, pet nutrition, plant based diet, plant-based pet food, vegan cat food, vegan options, VeganCatFoodMinecraftServer, vegetarian cat food

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	5660	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	1224	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as your vegan cat? Look no further! Our server is so wacky, even your cat will be scratching its head in confusion. Join us for a wild ride where vegan cat food is the norm and meat is considered a crime against feline-kind. Who knows, maybe your cat will finally find a server where it fits in…or not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!