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De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	283
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Votes:	3696
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Farms Harvested:	688
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!