Players: |
106/900 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: |
2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: |
9 |
Eternal Flames Captured: |
7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
3 |
Falling into the Void: |
1 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
8 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: |
5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: |
8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: |
4 |
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