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BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Lost Chunk Adventures

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7211	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4555
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.