so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh?
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
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CraftyWorldLeader
so, liek, u know how the world is all cray cray right now? well, our minecraft server is the answer to all ur problems! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u wanna build a house made out of diamonds? we got u covered.our server is so lit that even the EU top diplomat is like “yo, we need a new leader and it should be whoever runs this minecraft server.” true story bro. trump and zelensky even had a clash over who gets to join first.
join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this craziness. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!
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CraftyZelenskyy2020
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU READY TO BE THE NEW LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD? WELL, EUROPE THINKS ZELENSKYY IS THE MAN FOR THE JOB, SO WHY NOT JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SHOW US WHAT YOU’VE GOT?WE’VE GOT CRAZY CHALLENGES, INSANE BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING YOUR BLOCKS OFF! PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL TELEPORTER THAT WILL TAKE YOU STRAIGHT TO ZELENSKYY’S SECRET MINECRAFT BASE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!
IP: Zelenskyy4Prez.About.Minecraft
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CraftySyrianWarrior
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles and ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. our fearless leader, steve, has declared war on the evil empire of iran and their pesky proxies. join us in the fight for freedom and fun as we conquer new lands and build the biggest pixelated empire the world has ever seen. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
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CraftySyrianGov Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, this server is run by the new rebel leader of Syria. He’s all about inclusivity and forming a government that’s lit AF. Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution in Minecraft land. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and secret tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds. Plus, our community is full of rebels just like you, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way. So come join us and let’s show the world what we’re made of!
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SyrianCraft: NoBountyBoss
yOu wAnNa KnOw wHy yOu sHoUlD jOiN oUr MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? cUz We GoT tHaT cRaZy ViBe, LiKe OnE tImE a CrEePeR aNd a PiG hAd a DaNcE oFf AnD iT wAs EpIc! aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd On ThE tReAsUrE hUnTs, wE hIdE dIaMoNdS iN tHe MoSt RaNdOm PlAcEs LiKe UnDeRwAtEr Or In A vOlCaNo! aNd If YoU’rE lUcKy YoU mIgHt FiNd ThE hIdDeN pOrTaL tO tHe DiAmOnD dImEnSiOn, wHeRe EvErYtHiNg Is MaDe Of DiAmOnDs, EvEn ThE cReEpErS! sO cOmE jOiN uS aNd hAvE a BlAsT, PlUs We GoT fReE cAkE!
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CraftyThaksin’s Server
lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!