🔥new land speed record Minecraft Servers

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Nuclear Frontier: Where Minecraft meets Chernobyl…but don’t worry, we’re not [modded]!

Adventure, Chernobyl…but, dont, Forge, Fresh, Frontier, Griefing, HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Ip:, Join, Launch, meets, Message, Minecraft, Modded, modern look, Nuclear, nuclear reactors, refineries, resource packs, Scape and run parasites, Server, update mods, warmongering, Wars, worry

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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Version	Forge 1.12.2
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Scape and Run: Parasites

FAQ

Question: What can players expect on this Minecraft server?

Answer:

Players can build immense nuclear reactors and refineries, engage in wars (with no griefing allowed), and enjoy a modern look with updated mods and resource packs.

Question: Are there any rules regarding player interactions on the server?

Answer:

While griefing is not allowed, occasional warmongering will take place, adding an exciting element to gameplay.

Question: How can I join this adventure?

Answer:

To join the server, simply drop a message to the server administrator and connect using the provided IP: 158.178.202.223:25565.

Joever’s Trans Icon Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, Community, discrimination, empowerment, equality, gender, Icon, Identity, joever, Joevers, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Marginalized, Minecraft, pride, representation, Server, social justice, Support, Trans, trans icon, Transgender, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former trans icon turned Minecraft master, now known as Joever! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a dance party every time you mine a diamond. Plus, rumor has it that Joever can summon a dragon just by snapping their fingers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Lacey’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, association, blocky, Brain, Cognitive, Experience, Familiar, familiar face., flashback, Identity, Lacey Fletcher, Laceys, Memory, Mental, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, recall, recognition, Recollection, remember, reminder, Repetition, Server, thought

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Lacey Fletcher. Legend has it that Lacey once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one day. And not just any castle, a castle that could fly! Yes, you heard that right, a flying diamond castle.

But that’s not all, on this server, you’ll also find talking pigs who give out enchanted golden carrots that make you invincible for 24 hours. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust us, once you meet Lacey Fletcher and her flying diamond castle, you’ll never want to leave!

BroHouse Minecraft Server

aita, Attic, Boundary, BroHouse, brother, clutter, Communication, decluttering, disagreement, Enabling, family, Frustration, garage, Hoarding, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mutual friends, people pleaser, Property, relationships, Server, setting boundaries, Storage

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we support your right to say no to storing boxes in your attic!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, as we navigate the complexities of family dynamics and garage storage wars. Will you be the hero who sets boundaries and declutters your virtual space, or will you be the villain who hoards all the virtual items?

With outrageous stories like these, you’ll never be bored on our server. Plus, who knows what crazy adventures await you when you log in? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCookz

advice, angry tone, Budget, Communication, Cooking, cooking for others, CraftyCookz, food preferences, house food, huffy, Personal preferences, pork chops, Preferences, resting face, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, Seasoning, Spaghetti, white people way

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Philosophical, Server, Temporal, thought experiment, time machine, time travel, timewarp

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).

So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers

Bangers, beats, bedrock, blocky

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Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are wild, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are always ready to party!

Our server is the perfect place to find your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Need a soundtrack for your steamy pixelated escapades? Look no further than our exclusive playlist featuring hits like “Creeper Love” and “Enderman Seduction.”

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find the best song to fuck to while you’re at it!

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	57	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2179
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3670	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crops Grown:	1586	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1721	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	237
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

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