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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6586 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
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