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BlockyBargains: 9-Year Price Plunge

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4269
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

lol, forget about china, come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is the jaws of all the players in awe of our amazing builds and crazy adventures! our prices are so low, they’re falling faster than china’s new home prices, haha! come build your dream home and watch it rise to the top of the leaderboard faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. join now for the most epic fun you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

The Game Award’s Chosen Minecraft SMP Victors

Awards, awards ceremony, best art direction, best games, best multiplayer game, best narrative, best ongoing game, best performance, Best soundtrack, Chosen, fan favorite, Game, game critics, Game Designers, game developers, game of the year, Gaming Community, gaming industry, industry recognition, Minecraft, player choice, smp, the game awards, Victors, video games, WINNERS

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6282
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of being robbed of your rightful victory in The Game Awards every year? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, YOU are the ultimate winner! Join us and experience a world where the only award that matters is the one you give yourself for building the most epic roller coaster or creating the most ridiculous redstone contraption. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly building competition gets a real-life trophy made out of diamond blocks! So why settle for The Game Awards when you can be the true champion of our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and start your journey to glory!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Genre-Killer Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, forever.., genre, GenreKiller, Killed, ln+, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3446

Are you tired of boring, generic anime, manga, and light novels that all blend together in a sea of mediocrity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where anime, manga, and LN have been taken to the next level – literally!

On our server, you can fight off hordes of evil demons with your trusty magical girl wand, team up with your favorite waifus and husbandos to build the ultimate fortress, and even ride on the back of a giant mecha while battling it out in epic PvP battles. But beware, because the stakes are high and the consequences are real – if you die in the game, you die in real life (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?).

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the anime/manga/LN that killed the genre forever. Here, the only thing getting killed is your boredom!

Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4024	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	90	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ores Mined:	4949
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!

No Virgin Women Are So Disgusting Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, attraction, chastity, conservative views, disgust, Disgusting, double standards, judgmental, Minecraft, moral standards., non-virgin, personal beliefs, purity, relationships, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, societal norms, traditional values, Virgin, virgin women, VIRGINITY, Women

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Divine Spears Created:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where only the purest of players are allowed? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, even the mobs are virgins. That’s right, no non-virgin creepers blowing up your builds here!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by only the most pristine players who have never even looked at another block in a lewd way. Our community is so pure, even the Ender Dragon is saving itself for marriage.

So come on down to our SMP and experience a world where virginity is the ultimate currency. Who needs diamonds when you can have the purity of a thousand snow golems? Join now and remember, only virgins allowed!