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Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Star Shards Collected:	265

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

CraftyWiFiLand

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Pixel Pals United

fddfdf, long tail tags, PALS, PIXEL, United

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Towns Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

1.21.1, Auctions, Chest Shops, Code, Combat, Discord, Dynmap, Economy System, Grief Protection, Ip:, Join, MCMMO, meets, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rewards, RPG, Server, smp, Special Events, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4766
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Minearchy SMP Overview

Features	Minecraft 1.21.1
	Chest Shops
	Auctions
	Grief Protection
	Liv Dynmap
	Custom player warps
	Economy system
	mcMMO leveling system
	Daily and weekly quests
	Special events
	PvP and PvE zones

FAQ

Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

Q: Are there custom player warps?

A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

Q: Are there special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

Hope to see you in-game!

/Mine/ – Minecraft Server

character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Nation of Pyro, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, weapon banner, Web Event

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5414	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

3rd, abyss, behind the scenes, CN supply, Dreaming Trailer, Drifting, Drudging, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, general, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd Concept Animation, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai: Star Rail Collab, Impact, MA cycles, Minecraft, newbie guide, newbie resources, Resources, s-rank battlesuit, Schicksal’s Imperative, Shattered Swords VN, smp, Summertime Reminiscences, theresa, tutorial video, v7.7, v7.8

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	82
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, am i the asshole, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Camera, Communication, control, gym, iPhone, Memories, Minecraft, MIRROR, misunderstanding, perspective, Picture, relationship, ScratchCraft, scratching, Server, snapchat, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	3138	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

MILcraftMadness

apartment, Budget, Communication Issues, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Financial goals, financial stress, future planning, generational differences, Home ownership, House, MILcraftMadness, parental advice, personal boundaries, real estate, relationship dynamics, savings, Stress Management, support system

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

beloved item, cherished possession, favorite possession, important possession, meaningful object, Minecraft, most prized possession, personal treasure, PossessionObsession, prized possession, prized possession conversation, prized possession discussion, prized possession prompt, prized possession query, prized possession question, prized possession reflection, prized possession reflection prompt, prized possession topic, sentimental object, smp, special belonging, treasured possession, valuable item

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

BIZARRE, funny, genitalia, long tail, odd, penis, PenisCraft, SchlongSlang, Slang, slang dictionary, slang expressions, slang for penis, slang language, slang phrases, slang terminology, slang terms, slang words, tags, UNUSUAL, weird, Word

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!