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Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	223
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Votes:	8430

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

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Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

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Blocky Rainbow Minecraft Server

blocky, cyber discrimination, cyberbullying, discrimination, equality, harmful behavior, harmful comments, harmful language, Hate Speech, Homophobia, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, online harassment, online safety, prejudice, RAINBOW, Server, social media

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Items Found:	7606
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Tired of getting griefed by homophobic players on other servers? Look no further! Our server is a rainbow paradise where everyone is welcome, no matter who they love or how they identify. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and glitter explosions! Build your dream castle with a moat filled with rainbow-colored lava, or ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. Don’t miss out on the fabulous fun – join us now and leave the haters behind!

Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	225132
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.