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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 641 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?