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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3319 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!
Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.
For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.
Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!