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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8626 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1365 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Votes: | 9636 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE TRYING TO EAT UR BRAINS. OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS CAN MOONWALK, IT’S A FREAKIN’ FARM ANIMAL DANCE PARTY UP IN HERE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND UR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT VERSION OF EL DORADO, BUT WITH MORE CREEPERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD U JOIN THIS SERVER? WELL, BECAUSE ON JULY 5TH, THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS IN THE US WILL BE LOWER THAN ON JULY 3RD. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT HISTORIC MOMENT, DO U?
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U GET EATEN BY A DANCING ZOMBIE COW, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?