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  • QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE

    QuebecPowerOutage: NoSuperBowl4NE
    Are you tired of living in constant fear of Quebec cutting off your electricity and ruining your Super Bowl plans? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with generators powered by unicorn farts! That’s right, never miss another touchdown again!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.

    So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?

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  • NeighborSnitchMC

    NeighborSnitchMC
    Are you tired of your neighbors turning your apartment into a smoke-filled sauna? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of cigarettes for good! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy and game on without any unwanted odors.

    Imagine a world where the only thing smoking is your skills at building epic structures and battling mobs. Say goodbye to the smell of smoke wafting through your walls and hello to the sweet scent of victory as you conquer our virtual realm.

    Don’t let your neighbors’ bad habits ruin your gaming experience. Report them to the main office of our Minecraft server and watch as they get evicted from our pixelated paradise. It’s not being an asshole, it’s just good old-fashioned justice in the world of blocks and creepers.

    So come join us on our smoke-free Minecraft server and leave the real-world stink behind. Your daughter will thank you, your friends will envy you, and your neighbors will be left wondering where all the smoke went. Let’s game on, smoke-free style!

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  • No Chowder, Only Minecraft

    No Chowder, Only Minecraft
    join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

    ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?
    come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!

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  • NoRtoRiousBoston

    NoRtoRiousBoston
    join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the whole operation. they wear tiny suits and ties and have their own little chicken-sized office buildings.

    if you join, you get to be the honorary mayor of the chicken city and get to make important decisions like what kind of seeds they should plant and what color to paint their eggs.

    also, we have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the cheesiest ride in all of minecraft!

    plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. you can prance around and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

    so come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft! it’s gonna be cluckin’ awesome!

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