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TroopShortageCraft

Conflict Resolution, defense budget, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, military preparedness, military recruitment, military training, new draft, russian military, Russian troops, security risk, troop deployment, troop shortage, TroopShortageCraft, Ukraine’s incursion, Ukrainian crisis

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A SHORTAGE OF RUSSIAN TROOPS AND NEED YOU TO FIGHT IN OUR PIXEL WAR AGAINST UKRAINE! 😂🔥🚀

WE’RE SO DESPERATE FOR PLAYERS THAT WE MIGHT HAVE TO START A NEW DRAFT, SO JOIN US BEFORE YOU GET DRAFTED INTO THE PIXEL ARMY! 🤣💥🎮

COME HELP US DEFEND OUR PIXEL LANDS AND FIGHT OFF THE UKRAINIAN INVADERS WITH YOUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND CRAZY REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS! 🏰💣💪

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO (OR VILLAIN) IN OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! 🌍🤪🤖

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2457	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Votes:	2674	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Crops Grown:	5283	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ores Mined:	2103	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	160

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	858	Buildings Constructed:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4293	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	282	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Divine Spears Created:	10

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!