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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3243 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!