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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5068 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 9531 |
THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!
THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ