we got stats dat show counties wit high internet access had like 48%-53% fewer new covid deaths. like bruh, u wanna stay alive and keep playin minecraft? den dis da place to be. plus, we got all da crazy builds and minigames u could ever want. trust me, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there. so come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! #broadbandforlife #minecraftsaviors
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Pixel University – Stay Alive Server
yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da pandemic is shook! we got dat high-speed broadband connection dat be savin lives out here, fam. like fr, u join dis server and u basically invincible against da rona. -
DadDutyFree Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.
Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!
Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!
So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.
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MommaCraft: AITA Edition
Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.
Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!
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PineapplePizzaDebate – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the debate over pineapple on pizza is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pineapple lovers and haters battle it out in epic pizza-making competitions.Our server is home to the legendary Pineapple Pizza Gang, a group of players who believe that pineapple is the ultimate pizza topping and will stop at nothing to prove it. On the other side, we have the Anti-Pineapple Pizza Alliance, a fierce group of players who will do whatever it takes to banish pineapple from all pizzas.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a secret pineapple farm hidden somewhere in the server, guarded by a giant pineapple monster who only allows the bravest of players to harvest its fruit. Will you be the one to uncover its location and claim the ultimate pineapple prize?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and settle the age-old debate once and for all: pineapple on pizza – yay or nay?
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CraftyLiesMC
That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! But not on our server! We have diamond trees that grow diamonds like apples, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs! Join us and become the richest player in the world by selling your diamond stash to the villagers for emeralds!But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other outrageous surprises await you in our wacky world!
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BitCraft Energy Crisis
so like, this server is lit af cuz it’s like the bitcoin of minecraft servers, using so much energy it’s basically the size of Argentina. but don’t worry, we got mad laptops to mine all that material for you, so you can just chill and build your epic creations. join us and be part of the energy-guzzling, material-hungry madness. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam. -
EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.
3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.
4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! -
Birthing Buddies Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthing partner drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists and turns!Imagine being forced to be a birthing partner for your dad’s wife, who you can’t stand. But wait, there’s more! She’s been stepping on your toes since day one, making assumptions about your culture, swapping out your precious photos, and even inviting herself to your girl time outings without bringing any money. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?
But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, setting boundaries, and dealing with a demanding family member who just won’t take no for an answer. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you be dragged into a whirlwind of family drama?
Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a chance to prove that you’re not just a pawn in someone else’s game. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!