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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2555 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
LOL come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more explosions den a creeper on steroids, ya know? we got so much action dat even the zombies be like “whoa, dis place is lit!” plus, we got more loot den a pirate’s treasure chest, matey!
And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.
So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥
