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SushiCraft & AdoboWars

AdoboWars, Asia-Pacific region, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense pact, defense pact signing, defense training, forces, international relations, Japan, joint exercises, military cooperation, military presence, Philippines, regional stability, security agreement, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, SushiCraft, TOKYO, Train

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and philippines teaming up to sign a defense pact and train their forces in southeast asia!! imagine the chaos of japanese and filipino soldiers running around in minecraft, fighting mobs and building epic bases together. you never know what kind of crazy alliances and battles will happen on our server. join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

CraftyDraws – Luck not included

chance, Competition, CraftyDraws, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Fortunate, Included, joy, long tail, Lottery, LUCK, opportunity, people, Prize, random drawing, Tag, winning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Votes:	1455	Zombie Dances:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378

lol this server is like winning a random drawing every day! u know how when u win a drawing and u feel like u can conquer the world? well, that’s how u gonna feel every time u log on to this server. we got unicorns flying around dropping diamonds, pigs that can talk and tell u jokes, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. u ain’t gonna wanna miss out on this epic adventure, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

Adventure, Associations, brain health, cognitive dysfunction, cognitive impairment, differential expression, drug addiction, Dysfunction, health impacts, long-term effects, long-term users, mental health, meth users, methamphetamine, MethCraft, neurology, proteins, Proteomic, proteomic landscape, proteomics, research, study, substance abuse

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

ExeosCraft: Where your diamonds are as rare as a player without a creeper explosion story!

1.20.4, bedrock, charities, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Economy, ExeosCraft, explosion, Fairness, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, java, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, No Grief, Non-Reset, Permanent World, Pets, player, Player-Driven Updates, rare, smp, Story, Strong Economy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	169119	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	1.17+
Server IP (Java)	play.ExeosCraft.com
Server IP (Bedrock)	play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Overview

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.

FAQ:

Q: Does the server have a world reset?

A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.

Q: What happens to donations received by the server?

A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.

Q: Is the server inclusive and safe for all players?

A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.

Q: Are there custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.

Q: Can players suggest new features for the server?

A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.

Q: Can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.

Q: Are there leaderboards on the server?

A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.

Q: Is the server difficulty set to Hard?

A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.

FelonCraft Minecraft Server

country founded by felons, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Faggots, FelonCraft, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ migration, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, minority groups, move to Israel, right side of history, Server, Social Issues, social justice, troons

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchantments Applied:	249	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	684555

Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

MineArt – Minecraft server

advice, anatomy, art community., art-related, Beginner, books, Confidence, critique, drawing improvement, drawthreads, Exercises, general, Gestures, MineArt, Minecraft, muscle memory, poses, references, Server, Support, tutorials, unforgivable fetishes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7290
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your unforgivable fetishes come to life? Look no further! Join our server for new and seasoned artists looking for advice, critique, and support. But beware, we do not welcome /ic/ crabs or bad faith critique – we only accept the most outrageous and hilarious creations.

Join now and unleash your creativity with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play on our server. Build your wildest dreams and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret world filled with talking animals and mystical creatures. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

TransManWalkHome Minecraft Server

Angry, cramps, danger, feeling nauseous, FLIRTING, gluten intolerance, google maps, HOMOPHOBIC, Minecraft, Rift, Server, sister’s friend group, stomach pain, trans man, TransManWalkHome, transphobic, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk me home

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
New Chunks Explored:	581983	Falling into the Void:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in walking home with trans men for safety reasons! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and misunderstandings just like in this crazy story.

Are you tired of being accused of being transphobic for simply wanting to walk home with a friend? Well, on our server, we encourage all types of friendships and support, no matter what the haters say!

Join us for a rift-inducing experience where you never know who will side with you or who will turn against you. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but in the blocky world of Minecraft!

So come on down and join our server for a chance to walk home with your favorite trans man and maybe even start some drama of your own. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you’ll never forget!

NoDiscountNoEntry

Accommodation, aita, Communication, Cooking, DISCOUNT, fake names, family, friendship, Generosity, hang out, Hospitality, Hotel, Invitation, luxury, NoDiscountNoEntry, north, refusal, Safety, suspicion, trip, vacation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	269
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	243
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Potions Brewed:	92
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with fake names, suspicious invitations, and generous hosts like Ron who will cater to your every need (discounts included)!

Experience the thrill of hanging up on friends, cooling down after realizing you may have been a dick, and questioning your own asshole-ish behavior. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, and remember – it’s not just a game, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

EcoCraft: StopTheWaste!

#sustainability, carbon footprint, conscious consumption, conservation, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, green living, landfill, plastic pollution, recycling, reduce waste, Resource Management, Reusable, single use, StopTheWaste, sustainable living, Upcycling, waste management, Wasteful, zero waste

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where every block you break turns into a delicious slice of pizza. That’s right, no more wasting time mining for resources when you can just chow down on some pepperoni goodness instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Want to join in on the fun? Just follow the rainbow sheep to their secret disco cave and get ready to boogie down with your new woolly friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every time you defeat a zombie, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes. Need some diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Want a pet dragon to ride around on? The unicorn’s got you covered! The possibilities are endless on our server, so why waste your time anywhere else?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server and join in on the craziest adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have pizza blocks, dancing llamas, and wish-granting unicorns? See you there, adventurer!

EuroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

addiction, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug epidemic, drug overdose, drug shortage, drug trade, drug trafficking, EuroCraft, Europe, Europe drug problem, heroin, heroin alternatives, heroin crisis, heroin shortage, illegal drugs, Minecraft, Narcotics, opioid epidemic, public health crisis, Server, substance abuse, Ultimate

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

So, like, we got this sick Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the world running out of heroin. Trust me, you don’t want to know what the alternatives are. But on our server, you can build your own little paradise and forget about all that nonsense. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. Join us now and let’s create some epic adventures together!