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  • StrangerDanger Minecraft Server

    StrangerDanger Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with awkward situations like cleaning up a stranger’s child’s pee? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities at the door.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about random dads abandoning their kids on you while they go on a Walmart run. We guarantee that all players are fully capable of handling their own bathroom mishaps.

    Plus, we have a strict no-pee policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t encounter any unexpected accidents while playing. Join now for a pee-free gaming experience like no other!

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  • CraftyThreads

    CraftyThreads
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned chicken? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie fashion designers who will try to steal your new clothes and make you wear last season’s trends! But don’t worry, our server has a magical washing machine that will clean your clothes and give them superpowers to help you defeat the evil fashionistas.

    So come on down to our server and unleash your inner fashion warrior! Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so stylish and adventurous?

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  • FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight

    FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight
    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, your character starts growing like crazy. like, you’re getting taller and taller until you’re, like, a giant in the game. and then, you realize your clothes don’t fit anymore because you’re so huge.

    but don’t worry, on this server, you can buy new clothes for your giant self. and the best part is, the only reasons you need to buy new clothes are if you gain, like, a ton of muscle or weight. so basically, if you’re getting swole or just eating too many virtual cheeseburgers, you gotta get some new threads.

    join this server for the most ridiculous and hilarious fashion dilemmas you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who knew growing in a game could be so entertaining? come join us and see for yourself!

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  • PreggoVillage: No Room for In-Laws

    PreggoVillage: No Room for In-Laws
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from crazy girlfriends getting pregnant and wanting to move in with you? Look no further, we’ve got you covered!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and explore endless possibilities. Who needs a girlfriend with a spending problem when you can have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

    Don’t worry about family drama or Facebook rants here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on in and let’s craft some memories together!

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  • TraderTeen Minecraft Server

    TraderTeen Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your MIL’s financial fraud scheme? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, deceit, and betrayal – just like in this crazy story!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual house without worrying about someone forging a POA in your name. Our server is so secure, even the most skilled loan officer, title officer, and notary couldn’t pull off a heist like that!

    And if you’re tired of your stepdaughter lying about hanging out with her “bubbie” instead of spending time with you, come join us for some family-friendly fun. We promise there will be no toxic family members allowed – just good old-fashioned Minecraft shenanigans.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world where the only fraud you’ll encounter is someone stealing your diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a real-life financial scandal.

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