New Cigarettes After Sex Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DrunkGFvsMinecraft

Apology, bar hopping, Boyfriend, brunch, Chicago, Communication, Cooking, dinner plans, drunk girlfriend, DrunkGFvsMinecraft, Expectations, Late, mimosas, nagging, passive aggressive, Plans, PlayStation, relationship, Rude, social butterfly, taco bell

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9876
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s brunch adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning reality just like when your gf said she’d be home for dinner but ended up bar hopping all day!

Our server is so unpredictable, just like your gf’s snap story updates as she hops from one bar to another. Will you be able to keep up with the chaos and excitement? Or will you end up like the dinner left in the fridge, forgotten and replaced by Taco Bell?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as crazy and entertaining as your gf’s brunch escapades! Who knows what surprises await you in this virtual world?

MarriageCraft SMP: SpookyVows

CHANGE, Commitment, Communication, compromise, doubts, Expectations, fear, Future, Insecurities, Intimacy, long term, Marriage, MarriageCraft, Partnership, relationships, Scary, smp, SpookyVows, Trust, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, wandering the virtual world all by yourself like a sad little blocky hermit? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of solo mining and crafting!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, trade resources, or just goof off and have a good time together. It’s like a virtual marriage, but without all the scary commitment stuff!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and blow up your carefully constructed builds. But don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of virtual companionship, ridiculous shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of explosive excitement. Who needs marriage when you have a community like this?

Ex’s Red Flags: Ignored!

denial, Exs, Flags, hindsight, MISTAKES, Overlooked, previous partner, red, red flag, red flag in behavior, red flag in communication, red flag in compatibility, red flag in dating, red flag in love, red flag in marriage, red flag in personality, red flag in romance, red flag in trust, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of settling for boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate red flag paradise! Join us if you enjoy living life on the edge and ignoring warning signs like a pro.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be too busy dodging relationship red flags left and right! From players who never share their diamonds to those who hoard all the enchanted gear, you’ll never have a dull moment.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to team up with a partner who constantly steals your resources and blames it on lag. Or how about joining a faction led by a player who always logs off right before a big battle, leaving you to fend for yourself?

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of ignoring red flags at every turn? Sign up now and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of love (or at least some virtual diamonds)!

CoalDrop Minecraft Server

#sustainability, approvals, carbon footprint, China, clean energy, climate change, coal power plant, CoalDrop, dropping off, electricity, Emissions, ENERGY, Environment, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government policies, Minecraft, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy, Server, Surge, turning point

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Towns Built:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

lolz u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a turning point in ur gaming lyfe! just like china’s coal power plant approvals dropping off, our server is dropping jaws with its epicness!

u gotta join cuz our server is so lit, it’s like a coal power plant on fire (but in a good way)! we’ve got more surprises than china’s sudden drop in coal power plant approvals, like secret dungeons, epic quests, and even a pet dragon named Steve who farts diamonds!

come join us and be part of the craze, cuz this server is hotter than a coal power plant on a summer day! trust me, u won’t regret it – just like china won’t regret slowing down those coal power plant approvals. let’s get this party started, gamers! 🎮🔥💎

CraftyCommies vs BankBros

BankBros, banking policies, banking restrictions, Chinese electronics, CraftyCommies, cross-border payments, currency exchange, economic sanctions, electronic transactions, financial news, financial regulations, geopolitical tensions, global trade, international finance, international transactions, media reports, Middle East banking, payment processing, Russian payments, trade relations, UAE banking system, UAE banks

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	951
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!

What is the IP for Valkyrae Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, rae, Server, VAL, valk, valky, Valkyrae

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ores Mined:	4413	Dragon Eggs Found:	7670
Enchantments Applied:	160	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	New Chunks Explored:	701807
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Valkyrae is a prominent content creator and streamer known for her presence on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With a focus on popular games like Fortnite, Among Us, and Valorant, she has amassed a large following for her engaging personality and skilled gameplay. Valkyrae is also a co-owner of gaming organization 100 Thieves and continues to be a leading figure in the gaming and streaming community.

Galaxy DMP: Because our smp, towny, origins, crossplay, roleplay, nations, whitelist, and claims server is out of this world!

Abilities, Adventurer, alliances, bedrock, Bluemap, Challenges, Claims, Community, Conquer, Cracked, crossplay, Discord, DMP, Economy, Galaxy, java, merchant, miner, Nations, Origins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Staff, strategy, Towny, Updates, wealth, Website, Whitelist, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Votes:	1240	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features	Origins, Towny, Toggleable PvP, Economy, Frequent Updates
Why Choose Starlight SMP?	Active Staff, Inviting Community, Cross-Platform

Starlight SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address [starlight.mcserv.fun] and Port 25565.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: You can join our Discord server at [https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR] to chat with other players.

Q: Is the server available on all Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, the server is available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions so everyone can join in the fun.

Q: How often are updates made to the server?

A: Our dedicated team is constantly adding new content and improving the server to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: Can I form alliances and build towns?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own town, form alliances, and conquer the world with friends using the Towny feature.

Girlfriend Quest Minecraft Server

AVPD, coping mechanisms, Girlfriend, Intimacy, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Onahole, prostate massager, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-therapy, Server, sex toys, social anxiety, Therapy, Weed

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of trying to navigate the complicated world of dating as an avpd NEET? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. Instead of worrying about relationships, you can focus on building the most epic virtual castle ever! Plus, we have a secret underground society of onahole enthusiasts who meet every Sunday to discuss their latest purchases. And don’t even get me started on our legendary weed farm – it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more greenery. So why bother with real life drama when you can escape to our crazy virtual world? Join now and never look back!

Addicted To Updates Minecraft SMP /g/oys

addicted, addiction, Behavior, Checking, Compulsive, CONSTANT, dependence, Digital, FOMO, goys, habits, information overload, internet, Minecraft, Notifications, Obsession, ONLINE, screen time, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, Updates

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9597	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Do you find yourself constantly refreshing your Minecraft launcher, just waiting for that sweet, sweet update to drop? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our SMP where updates are dropped faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and magnificent that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to protect our precious resources? That’s right, forget about griefers and trolls, our llamas have got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most epic, update-filled, llama-guarded adventure of your Minecraft life!

BurgerCraft Wedding Party

bridal party, Bridesmaid, BurgerCraft, fast food, groomsmen, Party, Wedding, wedding attire, wedding cake, wedding ceremony, wedding decorations, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding food, wedding guests, wedding photography, wedding planning, wedding reception, wedding speeches, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life weddings? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-free zone filled with adventure and fun!

Tired of being a groomsman or bridesmaid? On our server, you can be anything you want! From a fearless warrior to a magical wizard, the possibilities are endless!

Sick of boring wedding food like tiny salads and minuscule portions of steak? On our server, you can feast like a king with unlimited food options and no judgment for going back for seconds (or thirds)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sneaking away from a wedding to indulge in delicious doner kebabs without the fear of being caught! Who needs cake cutting when you can have a midnight snack instead?

Don’t let a bridezilla ruin your day – join our server for a stress-free, drama-free gaming experience! And remember, on our server, you’re never the AITA – you’re the hero of your own story!