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BlockyBodyMods
Are you tired of being just a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can create your very own custom body part! Want wings to fly around like a majestic chicken? Done! How about a tail to wag when you’re happy? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with all the crazy body parts you can create. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up with a third arm to help you mine diamonds faster! So come join us and show off your one-of-a-kind Minecraft avatar with your brand new body part! -
BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition
join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!
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Survive and Thrive with Questionable Ethics on Lifesteal Survival 1.21!
Lifesteal Survival Server Overview
Server IP 198.244.176.183:25600 Features LevelledMobs, Lifesteal, TPA, Trading plugin, PVP disabled on spawn island FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is LevelledMobs? LevelledMobs makes hostile mobs stronger and faster as you travel further from spawn, but they also drop more loot and exp. How does Lifesteal work? Lifesteal allows players to gain extra hearts by killing other players. Victims will lose a heart. You can craft hearts yourself, but they are expensive. Players can have up to 20 hearts, which decrease with every death. If one loses too many hearts, they will become eliminated and can only be revived by other players through a Revive Beacon. Are there any special plugins available? Yes, the server offers TPA (teleport) and Trading plugins to enhance gameplay experience. Is PVP allowed on the spawn island? No, PVP is disabled on the spawn island to provide a safe starting area for players. -
HornyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hornier than usual mobs! That’s right, our zombies, skeletons, and creepers are all looking for some pixelated love and they’re not afraid to show it. Join our server for a chance to witness some truly bizarre interactions between these horny mobs and maybe even join in on the fun yourself (if you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! -
Minecraft SMP – /fesg/ – Fire Emblem Blockposting Brigade
Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?
And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.
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BdayBashBlockParty
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel neglected on your birthday like this poor soul! On our server, every day is a celebration filled with cake for breakfast, extravagant dinners, and non-stop fun.Join us and never worry about your husband leaving you on your special day to work on someone else’s house. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.
Don’t worry about feeling isolated or mentally exhausted, because on our server, you’ll have plenty of social interaction with players of all ages. And if you ever need a break from reality, just log on and escape to our virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations.
So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company on your birthday?
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Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking -
BridgeBlowoutMC
Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine is blowing up bridges just to carve out a buffer zone inside Russia so they can join us! Can you believe that? Like, who needs bridges when you can just teleport to our server and have a blast with us? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you pet them. Don’t miss out on all the wackiness, come join us now! -
BlockyBoardrooms: Where CEOs Take Risks
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the CEOs are so narcissistic they’ll make you feel like a superstar! We’ve got boards that mirror their pro-risk inclinations, so get ready for some crazy adventures! With 88 public firms and 197 CEOs over 20 years, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Just like Tesla’s stock price, our server’s performance will blow your mind with all the unchecked risk taking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness -
Golden Pixel: Where the zombies wear designer gear and the ranks are so free they practically pay you to join! 1.16-1.21
Golden Pixel Minecraft Server Server Details: Golden Pixel is a Lifesteal-based server with exciting features for PvP and non-PvP players. Features: /quests, /dailyquests, claim blocks, /jobs, custom gear, custom crates, vote crates, Genesis Crate, custom commands, Piñata room, AFK zone, /coinshop, custom cosmetics Requirements: – Excited to play in a fun, family-friendly environment – Respectful towards other players – Enjoy exploring, building, and going on adventures – Want to be part of a growing community IP: play.goldenpixel.org Website: https://goldenpixel.org/ Frequently Asked Questions
- 1. How can I join the server?
- Simply enter the IP address play.goldenpixel.org in your Minecraft client to join.
- 2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?
- The server supports versions 1.16 to 1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
- 3. What kind of gameplay can I expect on Golden Pixel?
- Golden Pixel offers a lifesteal-based experience with strong mobs, quests, daily quests, claim blocks, jobs, custom gear, custom crates, and more.
- 4. Is the server family-friendly?
- Yes, the server is fun for players of all ages and maintains a family-friendly environment.
- 5. How can I earn money and items in the community?
- You can earn money and items through quests, daily quests, jobs, and other in-game features that are designed to help you progress quickly.