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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3948 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness