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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3224 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
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