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BagRageCraft

aita, Apology, BagRageCraft, Birthday Party, cousin’s kids, crying, expensive bag, family drama, high road, immature, immature reaction, Kids, mad wife, new bag, pool incident, ruined handbag, Scene, suede bag, trigger word, Yelling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, poolside mishaps, and screaming matches over suede bags.

Witness the epic showdown between a wife and a cousin’s kid over a ruined bag, complete with tears and shouting. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand on our server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for outrageous arguments over the value of a bag, intense apologies, and unresolved anger. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find this level of absurdity and chaos in a virtual world? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Divine Spears Created:	25	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303	Villages Defended:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1030	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Farms Harvested:	560	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Farms Harvested:	550

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	73
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6559	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	739973

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!