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Stealing Lives and Breaking Blocks: Lifesteal SMP

AMOUNT, bedrock, blocks, BREAKING, Community, deadly, Discord, fair, Flame, Friendly, Hope, invite, java, june, KIND, LifeSteal, lives, Lore, participants, PvP, rules, see, Small, smp, stealing, Support

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	639207
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
Lifesteal server with friendly and kind community
Supports Bedrock and Java platforms
Great lore and deadly gameplay
Small amount of fair rules
Server starting date: 28th June

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What platform does the server support?	Both Bedrock and Java platforms are supported.
When is the server starting?	The server will start on 28th June.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are a small amount of fair rules in place for everyone’s enjoyment.
How can I join the server?	Make sure to say you were invited by flame and join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/NsPWwX8A

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Guild

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, gig, Griefers, guild, Impact, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Towns Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	1937	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1102
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cool breeze. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond gear and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Plus, our server events are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. And don’t even get me started on our daily check-in rewards – you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the End Portal. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Amsterdam, Amsterdam canals, bucket list, canal swimming, CanalCraft, Canals, Dutch culture, Europe, European travel, Explore, Minecraft, Netherlands, Off the beaten path, outdoor activities, Server, swim, tourism, travel, unique experiences, urban swimming, Wanderlust, water sports

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crops Grown:	1876
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Votes:	2396	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of swimming in the canals of Amsterdam without ever leaving your computer chair! Our virtual canals are filled with pixelated tulips, floating bicycles, and even the occasional Minecraft version of Vincent van Gogh. Who needs a plane ticket when you can dive into this Dutch dream world right from your own home? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond windmill, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a pig through a field of cheese wheels. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the virtual wonders of Amsterdam!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anger, Assumptions, Breakup, Communication, Communication Issues, Disregard, exclusion, feelings, Girlfriend, guest list, military friend, Minecraft, plus 1, relationship, serious relationship, Server, social life, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the military!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle with your friends when suddenly, a wedding invitation arrives. But wait, there’s no plus one for your girlfriend! Will you accept the invite and risk her wrath? Will she feel disregarded and excluded? Will you have to fight off creepers and zombies while dealing with relationship drama?

Join our server and find out! Who’s wrong here? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast navigating through military friendships, relationship woes, and Minecraft adventures like never before. Plus, there’s a chance you might even run into a socially awkward friend who doesn’t have social media. What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate LOLs and unforgettable moments!

Work-SiblingzCraft

Apology, Assumptions, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, embarrassing situation, friendship, government projects, Guilt, happy hour, healthy relationship, inappropriate, misunderstanding, office, PLATONIC, travel partner, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-husband, work-sister, WorkSiblingzCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	2924

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect work-husband or work-sister? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama and love triangles of office life in blocky form.

Imagine traveling across the state with your work buddy, only to have them declare their love for you in front of the whole office. Will you reciprocate their feelings or awkwardly call them your work-sister to diffuse the situation? The choice is yours on our server!

With hilarious mishaps like forgetting items in your virtual hotel room and showing up sweaty and stinky to virtual breakfast meetings, you’ll never have a dull moment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your true work-love among the pixelated cubicles.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of office relationships like never before. Who needs HR when you have blocks and pixels to navigate your way through workplace romances?

PeeveCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, arrogance, bad manners, biggest pet peeve, constant complaining, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate actions, irritating behavior, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of punctuality, laziness, Minecraft, Negativity, other people, PeeveCraft, poor communication skills, rude behavior, Selfishness, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with annoying players who steal your diamonds and grief your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner troll as we encourage players to prank each other with ridiculous traps and hilarious hoaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pet Peeve Arena,” where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but their biggest pet peeves as weapons. From players who leave floating trees to those who never refill the communal chest, anything goes in this wacky arena of annoyance.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new pet peeve or two along the way.

SafeHazardCraft

Caution, common misconceptions, complacency., danger, Deception, false sense of security, hazardous, hidden dangers, hidden threats, ignorance, overlooked risks, Perception, Risk, risky behavior, SafeHazardCraft, Safety, safety awareness, safety culture, Safety Measures, safety regulations, societal norms

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where danger lurks around every corner but everyone acts like it’s just a walk in the park! Join us if you’re looking for a thrill like no other, where creepers are actually your best friends and skeletons throw dance parties in the Nether.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a crush on our admin, Steve. Rumor has it that he once serenaded her with a rendition of “I Will Always Love You” and she let him ride on her back for a victory lap.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their wool trade. If you can crack their secret code of llama noises, you might just become the richest player in the game.

So come join us on our server, where danger is just a game and the only rule is to have a good time!

HeritageTheater Minecraft Server

#authorities, Conflict, cultural destruction, cultural heritage, Cultural vandalism, destroy, Destruction, heritage conservation, HeritageTheater, historical preservation, historical site, international law, Minecraft, occupation, outdoor theater, Reconstruction, Russian occupation, Server, site destruction, Unesco, VIOLATION, World Heritage site

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ores Mined:	892
Potions Brewed:	187	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Villages Defended:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the destruction of UNESCO world heritage sites for funsies! watch as russian occupation authorities tear down historic landmarks and replace them with outdoor theaters. it’s like watching a trainwreck, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a front row seat to the chaos and destruction! #historyisoverrated #minecraftmadness #russiandestroyers

GazaCraft: Not Israel’s Fault

aid, Blame, Conflict, current events, Failing.., Fault, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Gazans, Government, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Israels, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian territories, Politics, Reach, united states, White House

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8377	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the white house is admitting stuff about israel and gazans and aid and all that jazz? like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, am i right?

anyways, you gotta join this server because the white house is like, totally spilling the tea on all the drama between israel and gazans. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat trying to figure out what’s gonna happen next.

plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a treasure hunt but with political intrigue. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

so come join the server and see for yourself the wild world of israel, gazans, and aid drama. it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

PixelPounders: Height & Weight Edition

Body, body composition, centimeters, check up, Dimensions, Edition, FITNESS, health, height, Inches, Mass, Measurement, Physical, PixelPounders, POUNDS, Routine, scale, self-care, self-monitoring, SIZE, Volume, weight

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we measure everything except our volume cuz who needs that anyway amirite? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you with their beauty and our creepers are so friendly they give you hugs instead of blowing you up. join us and experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever find. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and cake. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!