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| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4309 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!
Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!
MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American 
