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Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Void Gems Collected:	26	Zombie Dances:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Dragon Eggs Found:	9828
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchantments Applied:	83	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	218	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6779	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Potions Brewed:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Potions Brewed:	103	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	2350	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4756	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness