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The KaneCraft SMP Show

Bond, brothers, brothers for life, brothers in business, brothers in life, Business, Dedication, Entrepreneurship, family, Kanebros, kanebros brand, kanebros company, KaneCraft, love, loyalty, Partnership, Show, Siblings, smp, success, Support, teamwork

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4619
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than kanebros! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground dance club where the zombies are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Bacon Tree, where the leaves are made of crispy bacon strips.

So why join kanebros? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw

anger, Boundaries, BroSisVacayRuinedBySisInLaw, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, crying, Drama, exclusion, family, family trip, Frustration, Late, Plans, quality time, relationships, Respect, sister-in-law, vacation, Waiting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3881
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9777
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, just like how you wish you could leave your brother’s wife behind on her never-ending errands!

On our server, you won’t have to wait around for hours for someone to show up, only to have to change your plans last minute. Nope, here you can make plans and actually stick to them without any annoying delays!

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server and let the fun begin! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even find a virtual park with dog-friendly swimming areas – something you definitely won’t find in real life!

So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

BlockyBanquet

BlockyBanquet, Capital Punishment, condemned, condemned man, criminal, death row, EXECUTION, final banquet, final dinner, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final request, incarceration, Justice, last meal, last supper, Prison

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	17
New Chunks Explored:	393753	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that impending doom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret recipe for the best virtual steak you’ll ever taste. Who needs a last meal on death row when you can feast on the insanity of our server instead? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing all the way to the end!

KurskCraft: Prisoner Swap Edition

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Humanitarian issues, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Prisoner, prisoner exchange, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Swap, Ukraine, War prisoners

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are trading prisoners in a wild exchange! but wait, there’s more – the kursk submarine has somehow made its way into the game and is causing chaos underwater! join us for this insane adventure where you can navigate through the depths of the ocean while dodging russian and ukrainian prisoners trying to escape! who will come out on top in this crazy exchange? join now to find out!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!

PixelPleasureLand

body image, Communication, consent, cultural influences, Expectations, experiences, Gender Roles, Intimacy, long-term effects, Media influence, media literacy, PixelPleasureLand, portrayal of sex, relationships, self esteem, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual health, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a totally insane experience where you can build, battle, and even find love in the virtual world. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun!

Forget about boring expectations, on our server, you’ll be experiencing things you never even dreamed of. From epic PvP battles to secret underground clubs, this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the block!

KurskCraft: Dig for Cash!

Cash, compensation, construction, Dig, Digging, eastern europe, employment, financial incentive, hard work, incentives, Infrastructure, job market, job opportunity, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Labor, manual labor, russia, Russian economy, trenches, wages, work opportunity, workers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	289
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	8620

yo yo yo, u wanna make mad cash while diggin’ some trenches? come join our Minecraft server where we pay u up to $4000 to dig trenches in Kursk Oblast!

imagine gettin’ paid to do what u love in Minecraft – diggin’ holes! but wait, there’s more! we got secret treasure buried in them trenches, so u might just stumble upon some diamonds or ancient artifacts while u work.

plus, our server is run by a team of Russian spies who are always watching u, so u better watch ur back while u dig. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

so what u waitin’ for? come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet cash and treasure! it’s gonna be a wild ride, comrade.