LOLcraft: ‘>you will never have this’

#neverhave, #outofreach, #unattainablegoals, #unreachabledreams, aspirations, dreams, envy, FANTASY, gtYou, IMPOSSIBLE, Improbable, Jealousy, LolCraft, longing, unachievable, unattainable, unfulfilled, unobtainable, unreachable, unrealistic, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a chest filled with diamonds so big, it made their eyes pop out like a creeper on a diet of TNT. And that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow-filled nether portal while battling a horde of skeletons armed with diamond swords. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary End City made entirely out of emerald blocks guarded by a dragon who’s a master at disco dancing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you’ll never have this much fun anywhere else.

GoldDiggerGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, compassion, Donations, Empathy, empowerment, equality, female, financial assistance, gender, Generosity, Giving, GoldDiggerGoneWrong, judgment, Kindness, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, subhuman, Support, WOMAN

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	869	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is diamonds and the only women you’ll be giving money to are the ones selling enchanted gear at our virtual marketplace. Say goodbye to being a subhuman and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and some questionable decision-making. Who needs real life when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building elaborate structures with your new virtual besties? So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just any player, you’re a diamond-wielding, woman-respecting legend in the making!

SnackTimeSass

Communication Issues, diet control, Eating disorders, eating past 8, family conflict, family dynamics, food choices, food restrictions, health concerns, healthy eating habits, kitchen rules, late night snacking, lifestyle choices, meal schedule, meal timing, nutrition, Parent-child relationship, SnackTimeSass, teenage rebellion, unhealthy eating habits, yelling at mom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!

Minecraft Migration Mayhem

Agreement, border control, central america, colombia, cooperation, crackdown, deportation, deportation measures, enforcement, immigration, international relations, MAYHEM, migrant crisis, Migration, Minecraft, panama, policy, Regional, route, security measures, south america, U.S

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Emeralds Found:	651	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

BiochipBrainTestCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Animals Bred:	64
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Star Shards Collected:	282

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

We got researchers up in here developing some crazy blood test for brain cancer, using some fancy biochip with electrokinetic technology. They can detect biomarkers and active Epidermal Growth Factor Receptors (EGFRs) like it’s nobody’s business. And guess what? These bad boys are overexpressed in certain cancers like glioblastoma. It’s like science fiction up in here!

But wait, there’s more! We also have extracellular vesicles floating around, just waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of secrets they hold? Maybe they’ll lead you to hidden treasures or secret powers. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of something truly out of this world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Welcome to Mango Bay MC, where the coconuts are fresh and the grief is prevented!

Active, adjustments, auction house, Bay, coconuts, Community, Discord, Fresh, Grief, Homes, Ip:, Land claiming, mango, pay to win, Player Shops, Player Warps, prevented, quality of life, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, server map, Survival, Tweaks, Voting, Website

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	620
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	127
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

Overview:

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We focus on providing a friendly and engaging gameplay experience without the “pay to win” aspect.

Features:

Land claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes	Set multiple homes for easy teleportation
Player Shops	Create shops to sell items to other players
Player Warps	Set custom warps for easy navigation
Server Map	Explore the server map to discover new areas
Auction House	Participate in auctions to buy/sell items

Join Us:

IP: play.MangoBayMC.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF

Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not believe in pay-to-win. Players can rank up and get rewards by voting.
How can I protect my builds?	Players can use land claiming to protect their builds from griefing.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops to sell items to others.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer player warps, a server map, and an auction house along with other quality of life additions.

CraftyMystery Minecraft Server

CraftyMystery, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Ron, the legendary chicken whisperer of our server.

Ron was just a regular player like you, until one day he stumbled upon a secret chicken farm hidden deep within the virtual forests. Little did he know, these chickens were no ordinary poultry. They possessed magical powers that granted Ron the ability to fly like a majestic eagle across the pixelated skies.

Now, Ron rules the server with his army of flying chickens, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge his dominance. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of the chickens and join Ron in his quest for virtual glory!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of soaring through the skies on the back of a magical chicken. Who needs dragons when you have flying chickens, am I right? See you in the virtual world, fellow chicken enthusiasts!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ores Mined:	6237
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

VirginityVillage Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, hookup culture, Integrity, judgement, lying.., Minecraft, morality, relationships, Religious, Server, sexting, Standards, Truth, VALUES, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillage

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Potions Brewed:	85	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Animals Bred:	79	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and integrity above all else! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can uncover juicy secrets and expose liars? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like when that guy found out his “virgin” girlfriend was actually not so innocent.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the madness!

SundayCraft: August Edition

AUGUST, beach days, Calm, Edition, End of summer, family time, grand scale, lazy days, leisure, long weekends, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Reflection, Relaxation, Serene, slow pace, Summer, Sunday, SundayCraft, Tranquil, warm weather

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where every day feels like a sunday on steroids! we got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. trust us, it’s clucking awesome.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil gingerbread men guarding the exit. they bite.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make august feel like sunday every day!

The Atlas Project: Where digging a hole is a legitimate survival strategy

Atlas, Digging, Hole, Legitimate, Project, smp, smp Minecraft Server Addons Better Blocks Enchantments Shields Elytras Texture packs Decisions Players Join Today Discord Invite v3y4g7z5Wf 18+ Looking World, strategy, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server Overview

Addons	Description
Better on Bedrock	Improves gameplay on Bedrock edition
Mini Blocks	Allows for smaller block sizes
More Enchantments	Expands the variety of enchantments available
More Shields	Adds more shield options for players
More Elytras	Increases the availability of elytras in the game

Decisions are community-driven, and we strive to provide a better gaming experience for our players!

Join Today! Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the provided Discord invite link and following the instructions.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, this server is only for players 18 years and older.
Can I suggest new addons?	Absolutely! Player input is valued, and suggestions for new addons are always welcome.

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