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NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP
Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. And did we mention that every player gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on? Yeah, you’ll never want to leave once you join our crazy, magical world. So what are you 100% never gonna do? Joining any other boring SMP, that’s for sure! -
ExBlocker911
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!
With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!
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NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”
Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!
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DreamVaultMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only dreams you experience are the ones you have while sleeping? Well, look no further because on our server, we have created a “dream archive” where you can upload all your wildest dreams for others to experience!Imagine building a giant castle made entirely of cheese, riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, or battling a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why join? Because where else can you turn your craziest dreams into a reality for others to enjoy? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of wacky dreams their fellow players are having? Don’t miss out on the dream-sharing fun – join our server today!
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WarCraftWithBFFs
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESUME WAR IF NECESSARY WITH THE SUPPORT OF OUR ALLIES (AKA THE CHICKENS AND PIGS). PM NETANYAHU WILL BE LEADING THE CHARGE, ARMED WITH A DIAMOND SWORD AND A BUCKET OF LAVA. WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, INSANE BUILDING COMPETITIONS, AND SECRET TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE (AND CREEPERS). SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND LET’S GO TO WAR…IN MINECRAFT! -
The Banana
Banana SMP: Season Three
Description This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: About Banana City
Features Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!
Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.
Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.
Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED
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Ethereal Lands 1.20.4
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.First off, the coordinates are 40.412850,-80.901974, which is like the secret code to unlocking the ultimate treasure chest of awesomeness.
Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. And guess what? They’ll lead you to a hidden underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.
But wait, there’s more! The server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the shadow realm faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life!
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ExWifetoNewBae
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against cup thieves! Join us if you’re tired of your boyfriend’s ex stealing your precious Stanley cups and flaunting them at sporting events. Our server is the perfect place to escape the cup-stealing drama and build your own cup empire without any interference from sneaky exes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret cup dungeon hidden somewhere in the server, filled with legendary cups of unimaginable power. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind the cup conspiracy? Join now and embark on the wildest cup adventure of your Minecraft life! -
PrivilegeDenier in Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, like have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, you gotta join because we have the rarest diamonds and the biggest creepers you’ve ever seen. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the enchanted gear and golden apples. It’s like a treasure trove, but like, way cooler.But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free pass to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro. And like, every full moon, we have this massive dance party with the Endermen. They may be scary, but they sure know how to bust a move.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King. He’s like, this giant chicken who rules over all the other chickens in the land. If you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be crowned the Chicken Champion and gain access to the most exclusive chicken coop in all of Minecraft.
So like, if you wanna join the wildest, craziest, most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit us up and join the madness. It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!
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CraftySecrets
Join our Minecraft server and uncover secrets that will make snooping in your friend’s house seem like child’s play! Explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, uncover ancient civilizations, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs to snoop in real life when you can uncover the juiciest secrets in our virtual world? Join now and start your adventure of a lifetime!