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CircleCircumferenceCalcGoneWrong

mathematics problem, calculation, Measurement, Mathematics, circumference

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the circumference of a circle is the ultimate mystery? Well, look no further, cuz on this server, we don’t even bother tryna calculate that shiz. We’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers with our bare hands. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal life in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the circle circumference conspiracy!

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NoGoToCountryCraft

Adventure, AVOID, Never, Destination, geography

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you feel like you’re in a never-ending geography lesson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We promise you’ll never have to worry about visiting the country you never want to go to because on our server, we’ve banned it! That’s right, no more pesky mobs from that country ruining your day. Join us and embark on wild adventures in a world where the only borders are the ones you build yourself. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to that country forever!

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CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

Place, Function, fuck it all, Feeding, Say

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

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CraftyLog Minecraft Server

speak, Spam, will be, meds, Poop

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

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NoCashNoCraft

betray, compromise, personal beliefs, Self Respect, Principles

Join our Minecraft server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who will challenge you to build the tallest tower made entirely of TNT. And if you can survive the explosion, you’ll be crowned the king of chaos! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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UnrealCraft Minecraft Server

tags, Experience, long tail, UnrealCraft, you will never experience this

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right – dancing llamas in fancy hats! And that’s not even the craziest part.

Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for the chest is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Rainbow Unicorn. If you’re lucky enough to spot one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you will NEVER experience anything like this anywhere else!

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BlockbusterBusters

Never, Sacred, should never, Unnecessary, Creative bankruptcy

Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict policy against remaking any movies, because let’s be real, who wants to see a Minecraft version of Titanic or The Godfather? Our server is filled with epic builds and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about Hollywood’s terrible remake ideas. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle zombie versions of famous movie characters. So why waste your time watching bad remakes when you can be crafting and exploring in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world? Join now and say goodbye to boring movie reboots forever!

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GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server

Years, Imagine, PvP, No Rules, free

Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Choices, Decision making, BlockyLove, Intimacy, desire

Are you tired of being a forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you will never have sex…BUT THEY WILL! That’s right, all the mobs and villagers are getting it on like there’s no tomorrow. Join us for a wild ride of scandalous Minecraft hookups and love triangles. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy Minecraft romance? Join now and get ready to witness the hottest pixelated action you’ve ever seen!

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FlaminHotCraft

danger, Inferno, smoke, IGNITION, Blaze

join dis epic minecraft server where fire is on things instead of things on fire. u can build ur own house made entirely of lava blocks and watch as the flames dance around u.

we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. defeat the chicken and claim ur riches!

our pvp arena is a giant maze filled with traps and obstacles. fight ur way through and emerge victorious as the ultimate warrior.

oh, and did we mention that every player gets a pet dragon to ride around on? yep, u heard that right. fly through the skies on ur very own fire-breathing companion.

so come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where the only limit is ur imagination. oh, and remember, fire is always on things here.

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