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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

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New Server IP
Near Vanilla

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Server Name: Near Vanilla

IP: play.nearvanilla.com

Website: https://nearvanilla.com

Server Guide: Our Notion Page

Map: https://map.nearvanilla.com

Overview:

Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun. The server welcomes all play styles and offers various events and activities for players to participate in. The server is international and community-driven, with constant communication on Discord.

Requirements:
Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudicial behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:
Apply Now:

Apply here!

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I am under 18?

A: No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules about player behavior?

A: Yes, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for hacking, glitching, griefing, bullying, discrimination, and toxic behavior.

Q: What is the server’s communication platform?

A: The server uses Discord for communication and community discussions.

Q: Are there any custom plugins on the server?

A: Yes, the server has custom plugins for features like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, and Kickafk.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply through the server’s website by clicking on the provided link.
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New Server IP
Lost Legacy Realms 1.21.1

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Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build your own crazy cool fortress and defend it from evil mobs, like a boss! Plus, there’s hidden treasures and secret dungeons waiting to be explored.

And get this, there’s even a dance party every Friday night at the village square! Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s goooooo!

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New Server IP
SleepCraftSeparateRooms

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Join us and escape the stinky situations of real life, like dealing with a husband who smells like a mix of restaurant food, smoke, and cologne.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any nauseating odors to distract you. No more gagging when trying to cuddle with your partner, just pure, fresh air and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the smelly drama behind. Who needs a husband who refuses to shower when you can have a virtual paradise free of funky scents? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, because why not? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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New Server IP
TuneInMinecraftSMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a herd of dancing llamas came out of nowhere and started breakdancing with me. It was lit AF, bro. And another time, we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right, a PET DRAGON.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground parties with the Endermen, where we all wear pumpkin heads and do the cha-cha slide. And every full moon, the creepers throw a disco party in the Nether. It’s wild, man.

So if you want to join in on the insanity, come on over to our server and let’s have a blast together! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots. Trust me, you’re gonna need ’em.

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New Server IP

Server Name:	Near Vanilla
IP:	play.nearvanilla.com
Website:	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide:	Our Notion Page
Map:	https://map.nearvanilla.com

MineCraftyExcuse

Near Vanilla

Overview:

Requirements:

Zero Tolerance Policy:

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”:

Apply Now:

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I am under 18?

Q: Are there any specific rules about player behavior?

Q: What is the server’s communication platform?

Q: Are there any custom plugins on the server?

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

Lost Legacy Realms 1.21.1

SleepCraftSeparateRooms

TuneInMinecraftSMP