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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9312 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6776 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9853 |
so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.
