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Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

1990, 2021, AMERICANS, blocks, close friends, close relationships, CraftyCreeperz, cultural shifts, Dirt, Friendship Dynamics, friendship trends, Loneliness, past two decades, percentage, Players, quadrupled, Social Connections, social interactions, social isolation, societal changes, societal impact, societal norms, statistics, zero friends

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

Anons, BLOCK, Crafty, Party, Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

achievement, battle, blocky, celebration, Champion, Competition, Dedication, determination, First Place, Glory, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, pride, Royale.., sports, success, triumph, Victory, Whos, winning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

“Youth, 90s, 90s kids, Childhood, club, Cool kids, fashion, generation, iconic, Kids, Memories, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, Server, Style, Throwback, Toys, trends, tv shows, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	4532	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

CraftyMcCraftFace, cunts problem, long trail tags, saize, saizeWhat, what is this

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crops Grown:	1296
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	1311
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

Arabs, Bigotry, chuds, controversial statements, Crafty, culture, Deception, disbelief, discrimination, false accusations, ignorance, lying.., MIDDLE EAST, misconceptions, norm, prejudice, racism, reality check, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Truth, WASNT, WTF

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Votes:	4801	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, Anime, Dive, Gaming, Gawr, gawrgura, GGG, Guras, holoEN, hololive, Livestream, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, Server, shark, social media, songs, TANK, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Void Gems Collected:	26	Villages Defended:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	2168
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!