Never-Smokers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

cigarettes, lung health, worldwide, respiratory diseases, NeverSmokers

so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

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MysticCraft – Dream Realm 1.20.5

NSFW, baubau, debut, Music Covers, 1.20.5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest adventure of your life! Why join? Because our server is like a snake, slithering through the digital world with its scales shining in the moonlight. Just like Baubau, our server is BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL! Dive into the 3D world of Minecraft with us and experience the craziest debuts and streams you’ve ever seen. Our Youtube channel is a treasure trove of content that will make you question reality. And don’t even get me started on our merch – it’s like diving into the Abyssgard of awesomeness! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness!

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Homebound Heroes Minecraft Server

parents, Heroes, family, Florida, Homebound

Are you tired of dealing with loud, messy, and rude siblings? Do you dread the thought of living with a neglected dog? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama!

Join us and build your dream world where you can live peacefully without any annoying roommates or pets. Say goodbye to added stress and hello to a virtual paradise where you can be the master of your own domain.

Don’t be the asshole for declining to move home, be the hero of your own story on our server where you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the real world behind!

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CatGriefGamer420

cousin, Birthday, rabbit meat, selfish, butchered

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama like this? Join our server and leave all the aunties and cousins behind! We promise not to pull any pranks involving cat anatomy (or rabbit meat, yikes). Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re celebrating your debut or just looking to build some epic structures. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can game in peace without any family members crashing your party. Join now and leave the family drama at the door – we’ve got blocks to mine and adventures to embark on!

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ThemeSongSMP – Best TV Show Music!

Music, Ranking, iconic, long tail tag, INTRO

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a theme song for our server that will make your ears orgasm, like seriously, it’s better than any TV show theme song out there. Imagine riding into battle with your diamond sword while the theme song plays in the background, it’s epic AF.

And let me tell you about the crazy adventures we have on this server. One time, we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato because why not? And then we had a potato-themed party where we all dressed up as potatoes and danced around a campfire. It was lit, literally.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground club where we host dance parties every night. The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s hilarious. And sometimes we have llama races around the server, because llamas are the fastest animals in Minecraft, obviously.

So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of wacky adventures, epic theme songs, and potato parties, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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FreebieCraft

world, opportunity, dreams, consumerism, FreebieCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is free and the possibilities are endless! Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without worrying about resources or limitations.

Need diamonds? We’ve got a diamond mountain that regenerates every hour, so you can mine to your heart’s content! Want a pet dragon? No problem, just head to the dragon sanctuary where you can tame your very own fire-breathing companion.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to drop stacks of gold every time it’s sheared. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic journey in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered items). Remember, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is what to do with all your newfound riches!

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Silver Tat Minecraft Server

folklore creatures, folklore, Remedy, werewolf infestation, supernatural beings

join our server and help us stop the werewolf infestation by getting SILVER TATTOES. yea, you heard right. we got werewolves runnin’ wild in our world and the only way to stop ’em is by gettin’ some shiny ink on your skin. but be careful, ’cause if you don’t get that silver tattoo in time, you might end up howlin’ at the moon with the rest of ’em. so come on down and join the fight against the furry menace. it’s gonna be a howlin’ good time!

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Pixel Pondering 1.21

arguing online, online etiquette, respectful communication, communication breakdown, online conflict resolution

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of online arguments that end in respectful banter! We promise that our players will always respond with a final hail Mary argument before resorting to personal attacks and insults. And don’t worry, we won’t block you before you can respond – we love a good debate! So come join us and experience the pettiest behavior in the best way possible.

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PizzaLover420 Minecraft SMP

pizza varieties, comfort food, pizza styles, best pizza, pizza flavors

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit pizza parties ever! Like, we have a special pizza plugin that lets you order any pizza you want in-game and it magically appears in front of you. And get this, the creepers are actually just misunderstood pizza delivery guys who want to give you a slice of pepperoni instead of blowing you up. Plus, our admins are actually pizza chefs in real life so they know all the best toppings to put on your virtual pizza. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉

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BlockyBedroomBoom

Steamy, arousal, seduction, BlockyBedroomBoom, 0 to 100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, your sexual experience will go from 0 to “100” real quick!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter sexy villagers, seductive creepers, and scandalous skeletons. Build your own love shack and engage in steamy roleplay with other players.

But beware, things can get hot and heavy quickly on our server. One minute you’re mining for resources, the next you’re in a passionate embrace with a zombie pigman.

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and take it to a whole new level, come join us for some naughty fun!

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