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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1945 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 6339 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
