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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 1938 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
join this epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never stop jumping! why, you ask? because the ground is made of lava and if you stop jumping, you’ll burst into flames like a crispy chicken nugget! but don’t worry, there are flying pigs that will save you if you start to sizzle too much.
explore a world where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. oh, and did we mention the unicorns that poop out diamonds? yeah, you can ride those majestic creatures into battle against evil zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
build a house out of giant marshmallows and fend off attacks from an army of angry chickens armed with watermelon launchers. team up with other players to defeat the evil potato king who wants to turn everyone into french fries.
so what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! just remember, keep jumping or you’ll be toast!
