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Never2OldCraft

age is just a number, age-defying, ageless, ageless wonder, always young, childlike wonder, eternal child, eternal youth, forever playful, Forever Young, never aging, never grow up, never too old, never too old for fun, Never2OldCraft, playful, staying young, Timeless, young at heart, youthful energy, youthful spirit

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

What are you never too old for? Building epic blocky masterpieces, duh! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner child as you create towering castles, underground lairs, and maybe even a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamond reserves. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yes, you read that right. Ride at your own risk and try not to explode into a million tiny blocks of regret.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of creativity, mystery, and explosive fun!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cultural identity, Ethnic Minorities, geopolitical issues, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KurdCraft, Kurdish autonomy, kurdish independence, kurdish nationalism, kurdish referendum, kurdish rights, kurdish struggle, Middle East politics, Minecraft, minority rights, peace negotiations, regional stability, self-determination, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, support kurdistan

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

desuarchive, Gaming, habits, haha, i hate myself, losers edition, Mega, Minecraft, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self loathing, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, steam community, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, Trash, Wake Up

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8621

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	3209	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!