never getting old Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ForeverCrafted

ageless, aging, childhood habits, Forever Young, ForeverCrafted, growing up, habits, Maturity, never changing, never evolving, never getting old, never growing out of, never maturing, never outgrew, never outgrowing, never too old, Nostalgia, outgrowing, perpetual youth, staying young, Timeless

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you still waiting for that growth spurt that never came? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll grow… in skills and resources! Join us and watch as your building abilities reach new heights, just like that growth spurt you’ve been waiting for. Who needs a growth spurt when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Join us now and leave your height woes behind!

BoyfriendIQ Minecraft Server

American, Apology, bar performance, Boyfriend, BoyfriendIQ, Communication, disagreement, Europe, genuine connection, geography, geoguessr, honeymoon phase, Iceland, insult, intelligence, knowledge games, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, Schooling, Server, Trivia, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Ores Mined:	2741	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Zombie Dances:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all disputes with a good old game of geoguessr! Join us for some intense rounds of pointing at countries on a map and see if you can tell the difference between Iceland and the United Kingdom.

If you’re looking for a server where you can test your knowledge of obscure countries and potentially insult your partner’s intelligence in the process, then this is the place for you! Who knew geography could cause such drama in a relationship?

But don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe space for all your geographical disagreements and maybe even help you learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky terrain of both Minecraft and relationships. Who knows, you might even discover a new country or two along the way!

DiabeticRageCraft

Communication, dexcom alarm, diabetes student, DiabeticRageCraft, Disrespect, dyslexia, family, forgetfulness, Frustration, high blood sugars, Listening, medical device, Meeting, sanctions, School, Support, T1D, Teacher, Trouble, type one diabetes, type one diabetic

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	190	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying teachers who just don’t understand your struggles? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! We don’t have any teachers to take away your medical pump or send you to “sanctions” for giving them the finger. Plus, we have a special potion that lowers your blood sugar levels in the game, so you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log off and relax in our virtual diabetes-friendly oasis. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

SelfDeceptionSMP

denial, inner dialogue, introspection, Lies, mental health, negative thoughts, personal growth, positive affirmations, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-deception, self-doubt, self-identity, self-perception, SelfDeceptionSMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	65
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hey guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes to protect us from griefers and trolls. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, you heard that right, CHEESE)!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together!

BlockyBawdySecrets

BlockyBawdySecrets, confession, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, Indulgent, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Naughty, NSFW, Provocative, RISQUE, scandalous, secret, seductive, Sensual, taboo, tantalizing, WILDEST

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to unleash your inner wild side and share your wildest NSFW secrets with fellow players. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates in dirty jokes. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind this mysterious figure?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to keep it PG-13…or not, we won’t judge!

SovietSmackdownMC

ammunition, ammunition stockpile, ammunition supply, Armed Forces, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, russia ukraine, russians, SovietSmackdownMC, Syrskyi, Ukrainian strikes, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	932611
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of dodging ukrainian strikes while fighting off russians with only half the ammunition! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of bombs. join now and see if u have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything can happen, even a pig riding a chicken into battle. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BarebonesMP

BarebonesMP, Community, Dimensions, discrimination, Events, gameplay, generation, Giveaways, Griefing, HACKING, Lag, Leaderboards, Plugins, PvP, Reset, resource pack, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Emeralds Found:	2992
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Potions Brewed:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

*BareBonesMP – Est. 2019 (Running since April 25th, 2019)*
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link:	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap:	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website:	https://barebonesmp.com/

Features:
24-7 Server Uptime and Over 5 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terratonic for the overworld
Custom Resource pack
3D Web Map for All Dimensions
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month
Map was Reset on January 10th, 2025

Server Rules:
1. No Griefing or Stealing
2. No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages
3. No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP
4. Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind
5. Be Respectful and kind to other members
6. Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members
7. The keyword is andesite
8. No Advertising or Spamming other members
9. No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice
10. PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP

FAQ:

1. How old is the server?

The server was established in 2019 and has been running since April 25th, 2019.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers Vanilla gameplay with QoL enhancing plugins, custom world generation, 3D web map for all dimensions, and more.

3. Can I participate in community events and giveaways?

Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month for its members to participate in.

4. What are some of the server rules?

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using unfair advantage mods
No discrimination of any kind
Be respectful and kind to other members

5. How often is the map reset?

The map was last reset on January 10th, 2025.

Epic Quest Journey 1.21

adaptation, Aku no Hana, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Director, Epic, Failure, fan discussion, Hiroshi Nagahama, Horror, Journey, Manga, Psychological, Quest, RETURN, Second season, series, speculation, Thriller, tv show, uzumaki

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	982
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, listen up fam! Forget about all that anime drama, come join our Minecraft server for some lit adventures!

We got creepers more explosive than Uzumaki’s failure, and our world is as twisted as Aku no Hana’s storyline.

Hiroshi Nagahama should be here building epic structures instead of worrying about second seasons.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and have you laughing like a crazy 4chan anon.

Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

WeddingCraft2021

000, 15, Castle, Catering, custom dress, DEBT, Deposit, Disney, dream wedding, fairytale, family, funding, horse-drawn carriage, House, Live Entertainment, Lottery, princess, savings, unrealistic, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Potions Brewed:	107
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your princess dreams just like OP’s sister! We’ve got castles, horse-drawn carriages, and dresses that would make Disney jealous. But here’s the twist – you don’t need $15,000 to join, just a sense of humor and a love for all things outrageous!

Join us for the wedding of the century next summer, complete with live entertainment, elaborate catering, and maybe even a designer dress if you’re lucky. And don’t worry about going into massive debt, because on our server, everything is free – just like OP’s sister’s dream wedding!

So come on in and let your inner princess shine, because on our Minecraft server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry family member). Don’t be like OP, join us and live out your fairytale fantasies without breaking the bank!

PvP Danger Zones

danger, PvP, zones

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Are you tired of getting into fights in boring old places like the grocery store or the library? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and pick fights in the most outrageous places imaginable! Want to throw down in a lava-filled volcano? We’ve got you covered. How about a battle in the middle of a herd of angry llamas? Done. And don’t even get us started on the epic showdowns that take place on top of the Ender Dragon’s back. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start picking fights in the most ridiculous places you can imagine!

DollaCraft: Argentina Edition

adoption, argentina, Business, Currency, DollaCraft, dollars, economic growth, Economy, Edition, exchange rate, Financial Stability, foreign exchange, Government, inflation, International, Investment, market, monetary policy, Official, PESOS, Pricing, Trade

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so like, u know how Argentina is all like, “we gonna use dollars AND pesos for pricing now”? well guess what, our minecraft server is adopting a whole new currency too: CREEPER COINS. yea, that’s right, you can buy and sell stuff in the game using creeper coins. why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but this player was brave and fought off the chickens with nothing but a carrot. and u know what they found in the diamond mine? a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. so yea, if u wanna have crazy adventures like that, come join our server. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so yea, come join us and let’s have some fun!