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SMP: NeverSteamAgain

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Emeralds Found:	4806	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring, woke moviegames that cost a fortune and disappoint you within the first 10 hours? Look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any spyware or expensive licenses. Plus, we promise not to memoryhole your experience into oblivion like those other games. Come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Who needs Steam when you have our awesome server to play on? Join now and say goodbye to boring games forever!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3794	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	New Chunks Explored:	982082
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4994
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Void Armor Forged:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchantments Applied:	242
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4197	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

TinyPickleBoost – Minecraft SMP

daily delights, Daily joy, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant pick-me-up, little things, Minecraft, mood booster, Mood lifter, positive vibes, quick mood lift, simple pleasures, small comforts, small gestures, small joys, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny victories, TinyPickleBoost

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player is showered with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building redstone contraptions. Want to learn how to make a chicken-powered flying machine? Look no further than our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Join us and embark on a quest to uncover this mystical portal and claim your rightful place as the Pig King (or Queen) of our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin!

HurricaneCraft2020

absentee ballots, Civic Duty, contingency plan, Disaster, election, electoral consequences, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, emergency response, Florida, Hurricane, HurricaneCraft2020, hypothetical scenario, natural disaster, political impact, state of emergency, voter suppression, voter turnout, Voting, voting rights, weather disruption

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Emeralds Found:	4989
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

So, picture this: you’re minding your own business, building a majestic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly a hurricane hits and wipes out a huge chunk of Florida. But fear not, because on our server, hurricanes are a regular occurrence and voting in the election is the least of your worries!

Join our server for a wild ride of unpredictable weather events, where you never know if you’ll be able to cast your vote or if you’ll be too busy fending off flying pigs and cows. And hey, who needs a president when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs Florida when you’ve got a Minecraft hurricane party waiting for you?

Respawn City Minecraft Server

Aging population, birth rate, birth statistics, BIRTHS, city, death rate, death statistics, deaths, demographic trends, demographics, fertility rate, long term trends, Minecraft, mortality, Population, population analysis, population data, population decline, population growth, respawn, Server, statistics, uk, uk news

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	106
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

lol this server is like the UK but in Minecraft, except here deaths are outstripping births for the first time in nearly 50 years! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we try to figure out how to keep the population alive. will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who causes even more deaths? come find out on our server, where the only thing crazier than the players is the server itself!

NukeOilRedLineCraft

Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, escalation warning, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear targets, NukeOilRedLineCraft, oil targets, red line, regional stability, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier threats than Iran and Israel combined! If you attack us, we will unleash our nuclear-powered chickens on your base! Oil targets are a RED LINE for us, so watch out for our oil-spewing lava traps! Join now for a wild ride of destruction and chaos!