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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5379 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!