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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5435 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 404 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary tale of a player who tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil llamas. The llamas were no match for the fire-breathing beast, and the player emerged victorious, with a llama fur coat to show for it.
If you’re looking for a server where the only drama is between players arguing over who has the best pet rock, then look no further. Join us and experience the wackiest, most wholesome Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember to leave your deer lingerie at the door.