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””What Happened Here?” Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1476	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crops Grown:	7958
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

Our server is home to the legendary “Sheep Olympics,” where woolly athletes compete in events such as synchronized swimming and extreme sheep shearing.

But beware, our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and leave mysterious explosions in his wake.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness. You never know what might happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

CyberPaty Minecraft server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Semi-vanilla server, everyone is equal here! No one has um 1! everyone has um 0! Come in, you won’t be bored with us! Events are also held here! join discord: https://discord.gg/9ysZhFJx4n

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

Anime, average height, Bee, beemee, BPD, committed relationship, cool aid, cuddles, cutie, diagnosed autism, Diagnosis, Loyal, mens issues, mental health, Minecraft, relationships, schizophrenia, self improvement, slightly chubby, sloppy toppy, smp, Understanding, women’s issues

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mines Excavated:	2905
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	242
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Characters, community event, Competition, creative writing, dystopian, futuristic, games, HG, Hunger, Hunger Games, Minecraft, NeoTokyo, online gaming, pastebin, role playing, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, storytelling, Survival, virtual reality, web-based battle royale

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	147
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

Slopdown Cancelled? Minecraft SMP – Me When Aewtrannies and Hogwheels Say

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and witness the epic battle between the aewtrannies and the hogwheels as they fight over the fate of Slopdown. Will it be cancelled? Will it be saved? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the hero of Slopdown and save the day! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	4707
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most action-packed place you’ll ever experience!

Join now for a chance to uncover the mystery of Arpeggio Fault, battle it out in the Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, and even participate in the “En-Nah” Assistant Program (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Help Kai, clean up some routine bounties, and when sandwiches come a knockin’, you better be ready for some epic sandwich battles.

And don’t forget about our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HARUMASAFREE, because who doesn’t love free stuff, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with craziness, excitement, and maybe even a few falling stars along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!