Never-Ending Life MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

boundless time, time dilation, 1 billion years, never-ending life, timeless existence

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

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EternalGlitchCraft

Eternity, trapped forever, forever stuck, IMMORTALITY, infinite time

join dis server if u wanna avoid dat fate! we got magical teleportation powers dat will save u from eternal entrapment. once, a player got trapped in a block for 100 years until we swooped in and saved them with our epic admin powers. u never know when u might need our help, so join now and never worry about getting stuck in a glitch again! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep for ur entertainment. come join da fun!

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EternalCraft

immortality wish, EternalCraft, immortality dream, eternal youth, Longevity

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that will grant you eternal life in the game. Imagine never having to worry about respawning or losing your items again! Plus, we have a hidden realm filled with unicorns and rainbows that only the bravest players can discover. So come join us and become immortal in the most epic way possible!

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BdayLootBlockade

family dynamics, family relationships, Birthday Party, party decorations, gift wrapping

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind!

On our server, you can build the sweet 16 party of your dreams for your sister without any interference from pesky family members. No more worrying about gifts being returned for cash or party planning drama – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Only one way to find out – join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!

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EvilButCoolCraft

ethical dilemma, societal norms and values, moral conflict, cultural conditioning, double standards

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where evil is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

On our server, you can unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to build a dungeon filled with traps and monsters? Go for it! Feel like setting fire to everything in sight? No one will stop you!

Join us and be part of a community where being evil is not only socially acceptable, it’s celebrated. Who needs to be a hero when you can be the ultimate villain? Join now and let your evil flag fly!

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ProteinCraft Minecraft Server

protein-rich foods, global food habits, Chinese diet, protein requirements., protein balance

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta eat to stay alive? well on our server, u can eat all the protein u want cuz we got unlimited steak and chicken! u can be as strong as an american or even stronger than a chinese national! join now and flex ur muscles in the virtual world! the united nations even said so, so u know it’s legit! come join us and become the ultimate protein warrior in minecraft!

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RiverFishApocalypse

Pollution, industrial waste, environmental impact, fish kill, industrial pollution

so, like, you know how there’s, like, a ton of dead fish, right? well, on this server, we got, like, a major river in Brazil covered in dead fish! but get this, it’s not just any dead fish, it’s, like, a result of some crazy industrial waste dumping! like, who even does that, right? but, like, if you wanna see some crazy stuff and, like, join a server that’s all about the unexpected, then you gotta join us! plus, we got, like, fish armor and weapons that you can only get by, like, diving into the river and fighting off the toxic waste monsters that lurk below! it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, dude. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

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Half-Baked Minecraft Server – Come for the Semi-Vanilla, Stay for the Economy PvP Chaos

BUILD, halfbaked, alliances, Community, Quests
ArcanusMC Server

Welcome to ArcanusMC!

The moment I thought I had lost all of my hard work was a turning point on the ArcanusMC server. I was peacefully working on my town when suddenly, Jim attacked. TNT landed on my head, and I instantly lost all my stuff. My heart sank as my full netherite gear and sword, treasures I had spent countless hours crafting, vanished in an instant. Worst of all, he killed my dog! I was FURIOUS!

Determined to seek revenge, I started planning my comeback, even though Jim was a Noble. Since this server is based around XP, I made OP mob farms that gave me hundreds of XP per minute. Day by day, I was getting STRONGER! I built towns, more towns, and MORE! I owned so many towns that I had to create large nations across the whole map. My generals managed my entire EMPIRE in different sectors. Jim was quaking in his boots.

Why Join Us?
Join us and carve your own path to greatness. Whether you want to build an empire, engage in epic battles, or just enjoy the community, ArcanusMC has a place for you.

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Become a king like me and join ArcanusMC today!
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BlockBust Minecraft Server

orgasm, Minecraft, male perspective, sexual satisfaction, sexual fulfillment

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re having a dozen orgasms that turn you into jello? Look no further! Our server is so good, it’ll make your brain stop working just like good sex (according to one Reddit user). Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of AGP (Autogynephilia) thrown in for good measure. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and experience the ultimate high without any effort required!

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XirGass Minecraft Server

Xir, XWABAG, Gasserald, BE, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than XWABAG! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a magical talking gaserald named Xir who will guide you on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of gas!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Flamingo Unicorn and the fearsome Taco Dragon. Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can build your own fart-powered castle and ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join XWABAG today and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before! Just be sure to bring your gas mask, things can get pretty stinky around here.

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Never-Ending Life

Welcome to ArcanusMC!

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