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JoyfulBlock Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but with creepers and zombies. You gotta join because we have a secret underground club where we only wear diamond armor and ride pigs into battle. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.

So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!

TinyJoyCraft

bright moments, constant happiness, constant smile, daily delights, everlasting joy, everyday happiness, everyday smiles, happy thoughts, little joys, little things, never-ending happiness, simple delights, simple joys, simple pleasures, simple treasures, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, tiny joys, tiny wonders, TinyJoyCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Emeralds Found:	5720	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed chaos and hilarity into your gaming experience!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft deity. Need a break from all the madness? Take a relaxing stroll through our enchanted forest filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn their enemies into blocks of cheese. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyClimateChangeCrafters

000 people, 10, 27 countries, Beliefs, climate action, climate awareness, climate change, climate communication, climate crisis, climate education, climate impact, climate policy, climate scientists, climate solutions, consensus, CraftyClimateChangeCrafters, Environmental Science, global warming, misconceptions, Public, research, study

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

join our minecraft server cuz we got climate change experts building epic worlds with blocks, yo. like, they know all about the science stuff and can make your mind go whoa. come chill with us and learn about the environment while crafting cool stuff. plus, we got players from all over the world, so you can chat with peeps from 27 countries. it’s like a global party up in here. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. let’s save the planet one block at a time, fam.

SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

bedrock, Caffeine, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Faster, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, sloth, SlothSMP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims for build protection Rewarding rank system Dynamic economy Dedicated PvP arena Peaceful gameplay outside the arena
IP Address	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.6 and later?	Yes, you can join the server with version 1.20.6 or later.
Are there land claims to protect my builds?	Yes, the server features land claims to safeguard your builds.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we have a rewarding rank system for players.
Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?	Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who enjoy battling.
Is the gameplay peaceful outside the PvP arena?	Yes, the server maintains a peaceful atmosphere outside the PvP arena.

CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8486	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crops Grown:	8011	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	65502	Crops Grown:	3715
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Votes:	3488
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!