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NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Ores Mined:	6167	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBullyz

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Demons – Shin Megami Tensei Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Superior Kami Trio? Look no further, because our server is so epic, even the demons from Digital Devil Saga are jamming to our soundtracks on repeat!

Join our server and fuse with other players like a true fusion autist with our Megaten Fusion Tools. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so legendary, even Atlus Japan is tweeting about us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Blocky Memes & Creeper Dreams: The ‘Hello r9k’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Our server is so epic that even r9k can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got ugly trannies, laughing hysterically, and all the chaos you could ever want. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next viral sensation like that ugly tranny in the video. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Animals Bred:	123	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Towns Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7562	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchantments Applied:	135	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!